KnowEm.com Affiliate Form Receipt

Why would you do that to me?  Do you hate me that you would make me use shareasale?  CJ is by far the easiest.. and why would you not have a bit.ly short url like amazon does?  you are selling social but using old styled affiliate ads.  Demand a short URL because that is all I need and want.  Contact bit.ly, they have a pro service and if they did it for amazon I am sure they would do it for you.  Plus you could brand it.  know.ly which says to people the link is legit.  Marketing is not something you can do half way.. all you smart people with these brilliant services having no idea to sell it.

What you need to do is contextualize each username.. show how each feed can be used for genre of job.  Embrace the tuber.  Use the same idea in this article http://www.inc.com/magazine/20080301/how-fast-can-this-thing-go-anyway.html focus on genre.  Find tubers who are partners that could talk about ow they use different social sites to connect with people.  I call it cyber acting because to observe is to change... physics.. give them the short URL plus offer to feature them in your website and social feeds.  Trade traffic for traffic because everybody watches youtube.  It is our shared social characteristics and interests which bring us to different tubers.. so if you are a web designer.. or an artist.. or in sales yoou likely watch videos along that genre which are the people who will benifet from your business because social sites used sites should improve service, generate sales at half the cost and be much more affective at generating repeat business..

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dogs are better than cats

The biggest problem with dogs is that they will love you 24/7 if you let them.. the only way to stop them from loving you with their teeth is to give them a good bone.. the downside is shadow is a big bitch and will chew her bone until she notices java's bone then her inner bitch takes over.. it is a dogs world.. better than a cats..

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I have 4 teachers up my ass without lube

Hey people!
whats up well its me rocco lead singer of winds of pain
well this week has been tired cus schools a bitch and more when ur senior
and u have like 4 teachers up ur ass because u made them suffer last year
with a lot of pranks lol...
 
but hey its karma right? lol... well lets get to the point at the band everything
has been working better since the we got the new guitar player in this guy
has a lot to give he is a motherfuckin hell of a composer and he's brought
a lot of spirit to the band, i thought only me and the drum player where the
guys on the same chanel but thanks to him were all gettin along better now
and we sound better too, but hey u decide that.
 
well and were sending online in 2 moths or less are new demo, we hope u like
all the songs and cheak out are blogs and fan pages.
 
remember the music is everything!
 
ROCK N ROLL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
by the way i need some bitches tonight lol...
 
and some whiskey (JACK DANIELS) yeah!!!!!
 
lol see ya later

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Some interesting things about the Cheetah

Being the fan I am of cats, I am, I am, today I wanted to talk about the fastest cat on the planet and it is the cheetah.. and I am not talking about in bed ladies.  I am talking running.  Apparently having a flexy spine makes for a fast runner.. a big old tale allows them to turn super fast.  Can you believe that crap.. a tale is useful... the crazy thing though about these animals is they stay with their young for 18 months approx.. or the mother does and then just leaves.. meaning the kids go out on their own.. see this is the problem with our world.. the parents don't leave the kids.. we have it backwards..

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getting old sucks

I don't go out to clubs much anymore... not that I wouldn't like to go out for a few pops but I just don't really have that group of friends to go with.  So when I went out while in mexico I had to remind myself how to not dance.. cause when you get older nothing works as smoothly as it use to.. and instead of trying to pick up girls you just want a nice chair to sit down on and grinding.. well grinding is too much work... your back hurts and I was like when does the drinking start...

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take the stick out of your ass America...

Great fans of PTI will not get to enjoy tony kornheiser because he said a female sports caster needed to dress her age even though a lot of more conservative people than Tony would say the same thing.  Who cares what Tony thinks?  Is he not aloud to voice that opinion or shall we all be censored?  I hate this real time gossip girl world where we are all like a bunch of farmers with pitch forks ready to cruxify anyone who dares be outspoken.  Shut up people, who the fuck cares.. are we this insecure as people that we can't speak as people speak and that is not pollitcally correct.  Guess what some people don't like women dressing all sexy cause it is distracting.. most NFL locker rooms are not gay friendly... deal with it, it is life.. stop running around with your heads cut off cause I promise you that in general gay folk they ain't all that concerned about Larry Johnson says..

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Sex education and girls gone wild meet in Winnipeg

Finally two teachers at Churchill High School in Winnipeg offers useful education for students by teaching them how to lap dance.  I know you will be shocked at the fact I dare say this is a good thing but why not.  Half the young women in school these days are tramps desperate to win boys attention by spreading their legs so why not give them the advantage of teaching them to lap dance.  That way on career day they can go to the strippers which always have a booth at career day and say we already know how to dance.  Finally school teaches young women something useful because lets be honest when it comes to women in the professional world sex works.  Look at all those female sports athletes having to do a nude calendar to raise money for their sports.  Now they won't have to because they can do their fund raising at a local strip club.  Why buy a photo when you can get the real thing? 

As for the guys well lets be honest they will experience a lap dance once or twice in their life if they are smart...

Not funny.. ok then lets try this angle.. this is why pot should not be legal in Canada because it makes teachers act like idiots.  I mean honestly how dumb do you have to be to do something like that at a school...

Still not funny.. well this is a result of frostbite on the brain...

That is all I got tonight ladies and gents.. this is igebadia at hotnerdnews, the news that matters to me.. usually it is hot girls but today it is teachers with frostbite on the brain..

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Is corporate censorship real?

A few months ago when Obama was addressing school children he mentioned that you need to be careful what you say online because it can comeback and haunt you.  As sad as it sounds he is right.  One of the negative aspects of real time is it creates a pitch fork and torches culture online.  We see this quite often in the NFL where those in charge are so uptight that they shit diamonds.  Routinely NFL players are fined for simply talking as people do which is not in political correct speech.  We recently saw this when Larry Johnson dared to call someone gay on youtube even though it is hard to go a day online without being called gay.. and now you see the problem.  The people who run these big companies have next to no understanding of social networks.  They don't get that in general people are not politically correct and it is usually the media which makes such a big deal about something most people don't care about. Are gay people so insecure that they are mortally wounded by some football player making a gay slur...?  If so they likely have too much time on their hands because who the fuck cares..

That is the thing that businesses need to understand.  Nobody gives a fuck if someone tweets something controversial.. in 10 seconds that tweet will be old news.  Plus when you consider as a business that you need to be on social networks because that is where marketing is heading, you can't be politically correct and compete.  Nobody wants to see a boring ass post from some logo.  We want interesting people in our feeds and a dam boring as corporate, dumbed down logo just doesn't cut it...

That said as a person looking for a job you do have to be careful because most businesses are not run by forward thinking people.  Fear tends to be the guiding factor in terms of business these days.  I would suggest creating a narrative and call it virtual acting because in a way it is the exact same as televison except I would argue it provides a much more direct path to a person buying a product.  the ability to connect to people online is 10 times more powerful than TV or movies.  The only difference is we have not defined it as acting.. so perhaps I will be the first to do so and I will use physics to prove it.

See we know 100% that to observe means to change.  Therefore by definition the camera must change things and it does.  Thus even though it is close to a person's real life some small things are different and thus it is simply based on real life..

The reason I see this as important is because you need to protect yourself online.. and if anyone gives you heck simply point out how it is acting.. how you have to be safe as a person online and protect yourself from old, uptight business people.. and lastly social sites have not shown an ability to protect our information.  If gmail can get hacked then anything can. 

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If yelling at a company was a sport... sunwing and I would take gold

I have always been a fan of sports because there is always a moment of reconing in the sporting arena.  You can talk all the crap you want but at the end of the day there will be a moment when we will stand face to face.  Too bad the internet doesn't have those moments... too bad most companies online use the ostrich style of client service.. head in the sand.  One such company is sungwing.ca which decided to mislead me in regards to the vacation I was buying by making it seem like I was choosing beachfront only to mean I chose a hotel next to a hotel that was on the beach...

That alone is enough to make me dream of the day when I am a linebacker on the football field and sunwing is a running back coming through the hole.. and then I could go smack bringing my shoulder into sungwing's head. 

But like most corporations sunwing doesn't think one person can hurt their business... it is better to ignore someone instead of doing the right thing or imply that they are stupid as sunwing did by emailing me a brochure for the hotel I was staying at..

The only problem was the website where you would research about the hotel linked to the hotel with beachfront access... so apparently it was my fault the people who code sunwings website are idiots and get the links wrong...

Well not in this life time cause even though it is not a sport I can yell and scream like a fan wanting Brett Farve back in Green Bay.  Even worse is the fact that instead of trying to help me solve this problem quickly they keep ignoring me...

So today is day one of my campaign getting a full refund for my vacation... this is my second blog post... how long till they respond now..

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Where is the Beach sunwing?

People say you cannot change the world.  You cannot stop corporations from screwing you over and maybe they are right... but I have never been very good at listening to other people in this world.  Instead choosing to fight the battle you cannot win...er maybe you can.. I mean it was not that long ago that a musician created a song about how United broke his guitar and the video went viral where United was forced to pay for the damage.  Although my problem is a litle different I hope for the same result. 

See every winter I try to take a vacation to the tropics because I suffer from seasonal affective disorder.  I am like superman and I need sun.  This year I choose to go to Mexico after doing a lot of research online.  For me the one thing I wanted was to be on the beach.  Something about the water crashing into the shores which relaxes me. 

The resort I choose was the Plaza Pelicanos in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.  As you can see by the picture it says it is a Beachfront hotel so it fit my needs.  Well apparently Sunwing.ca likes to lie to people because what appears to be one hotel is actually 2 and the club room is actually part of the not so nice second hotel which is not on the beach.  Not that you could actually determine that from the picture can you because they take you to the brochure for the nice hotel, not the club which is not on the beach, which was a piece of crap full of loud kids.  A place I would never choose to stay at. 

Then after complaining to Sungwing.ca about this they make me wait 4 weeks before responding and then say it was my fault for not reading the right brochure even though their website does not link to the right brochure.  I call this the corporate two step... meaning they are just trying to stall until I give up.. what they don't understand is I never give up and I hate being lied to.. so they are going to be my bitches.. meaning I will start out with just blogging which links to twitter, links to facebook which will link all over the internet because companies should not get away with lying.  The travel industry is notorious for misleading people into paying a fortune for a vacation in a crap hotel when it looks wonderful online. 

So sungwing.ca the gauntlet has been thrown.  This is just one blog post but imagine what will happen when I start blogging weekly, tweeting daily, doing videos on youtube which gets some really good SEO in google.. meaning when people search for all inclusive they will find my blogs, videos and tweets.  The thing is all a person needs is one reason not to trust a company and I will shout that reason from the roof top of my computer..

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Fuck off Floraqueen

I broke up with the girl I was dating.. do I have to sue you for harrasment.. or get a restraining order against a flower shop cause you won't stop sending me spam.. fuck off.. I will never use your fucken service again... take the thorny parts of the flower and jam it up your fucken ass..

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Why you stay with a service even when it may not be perfect..?

I have no idea how to tag this post... since it really is about how even when something doesn't work perfectly.. see that is the thing about posterous they take client service seriously.  Unlike 90% of the companies on the net posterous will work hard to find when you are using the wrong username and a complete dumbass. they likely have my name on the wall under dumbass.. see today I experienced the error which said we couldn't link to that archaic blogger account.. which happens because google hasn't done much to update blogger to the 20th century.. they won't integrate the fbshare, the retweet and even the buzz angle.. why because google builds very big tools, gets them close to perfect and then doesn't really make any upgrades.. I mean youtube for example is full of bugs as is blogger.. I mean posterous does a better job of linking to gmail and to google analytics than blogger does.. doesn't that kind of blow your mind.. shouldn't it be the other way around.. but no..

cause posterous rocks hard.. so I am willing to readd my blogger account.. I am willing to say they rock because I know if the shit hit the fan.. they would come out looking good and frankly it is easy to look good when things are good but to look good when things don't go well.. to look good when your clients like me are dumbasses and not be hey buddy you are idiot which you get lots of times.. 5/10 help emails you get just turn me off.. or are hard to read.. or are just corporate bullshit...

The question I do have is with the youtube uploads.. if you are uploading any video I add to posterous stream to youtube, does that mean any video I upload or any video I copy the URL and add to posterous?  If I were to enable the youtube sync and posted someone elses video using the copy a video link would it be synced to my account or is it only when I upload my media.. forgive the confusion but I live in canada where frostbite on the brain is a fact of life..


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The Tiger Woods saga...

I am getting to the point where I want to throw something at the TV whenever sports stars talk because usually it is for the wrong reason.  Do I really care who Tiger Woods fucks?  No and to be frank why does anyone else?  The divorce rate in North America suggests lots of people like to play around on the side but suddenly it is news because Tiger does it?  Wouldn't it be more news worthy if he was faithful? 

Plus what does cheating have to do with golf?  Nothing and so I wish the world would shut the fuck up about Tiger Woods.  He got horny, he fucked a bunch of girls and his wife got mad.  The funny thing is now I want to see her golf.  Chasing her husband with a golf club, now that is money.

On a serious note Tiger has a penis and it makes men bad.  5 billion years of slut DNA.. what can you do except go to therapy to fight off the demons of the penis... like that will work....

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Malta..walking in castles

my head is a big blob of clay

I have always been an impluse styled man.. so one day after doing one green screen video I was like

lets make clay stop motion cause I found a program for $30 to do stop motion.  Then I proceeded to buy

a ton of clay only to find out I did not have the patience for clay...and ended up making how I felt in

my head after trying to do stop motion clay... fun..fun.. $200....gone..

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the happy baker chick may be hot but...

she has not clue and apparently her PR department(arlene) has no clue about how to use the internet to supplement her TV appearances.. She links to a facebook group even though groups are dead.. Myspace just lost its second CEO and its numbers are dwindling at an alarming rate.  They are losing their ad deal with google coming up and frankly with their page views falling they will not get anything close to that again.  She doesn't have a youtube channel or at least not one she links to even though she would be perfect for youtube.  I would argue she could make more money off youtube and ustream than selling her book.. which is not on amazon.ca or .com and don't give me this crap.. if you want to be successful you find a way...

When will people learn to respect the feed.. fans, followers and subs... are more important than your silly websites..  It makes me want to scream cause with her personality the PR she gets should all be used to translate into a social stream which will power her books sales.. twitter coupons.. facebook coupons...


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Not to mention she needs a plan as to how to get her book into digital for the ipad a year away.. cause it would be cool to buy her book on the ipad and bake with her.. and instead of reading the funny stories she tells them as you cook different recipes..

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Is Buzz reducing your page views?

Ever since I started using Buzz, I stopped needing to go to the blogs I follow to read and comment on the stories instead choosing to use the commenting system in Buzz.  What if over time this leads to less comments and ad revenue to blogs?  Should google give people some sort of revenue sharing by putting an ad or two in the buzz stream?  If you are a blogger who uses that to make money and Buzz reduces that money are you going to continue to link your blog to Buzz?

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backupify is really a much need service...

It surprises me a little that it took so long for this service to be created.. of course those who need it might be spammers who get kicked out of social networks... but still it is very useful.  I noticed that you are trying to get people to reck the service to friends through email.  The problem I have with that is you are asking me to remember email addies when everyone else is using sign in with your gmail, hotmail etc.. it just makes it easier because some people are dumbasses like me...

I also might suggest having fbshare and retweet buttons or something that makes it stupid simple to share your services in our feeds.. lastly I imagine you are going to charge for the service once data gets above a certain amount which is cool.  the suggestion I have is give us a short URL that will get us more free data storage.. meaning if I have 100k followers in twitter which I don't but if I did a tweet is worth something to you... you all got to provide incentive to be in my feed.. meaning I want an affiliate link if you want me to spam my friends..

Still good service and I really like how I can have multiple accounts.. you rock.. not as much as my dogs.. but I love them.. I don't love you unless your a hot.. female.. asian.. and know html/CSS and are hong kong upper class snoby... I am telling you they are a special kind of wonderful.. if you stay away from the Hermes store..

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Who is doing your marketing? We have to talk..

Here was this exciting, funny, hot to a lot of men cause it is cold in canada and it is nice to have a girl who is soft and can keep you warm.  Plus you cook.. why are you single.. how are you single.. your a red head.. a rarity for men.. I am not saying this because I want to date you.. I am in the I have no desire to date again cause women are insane.. bipolar by very nature.. 

Why do you not have a fanpage?  Don't tell me you have a group.. cause a fanpage is a 100 times more important.. and stupid easy to do.  Your sexy and you would be plenty sexy and snazy as heck on youtube.. a 1000 subs which you would get in 3 months.  Do your video as video responses to some of the top cooking shows on youtube.  Your videos which just be you making some item on ustream which you do quicktime to a differnet logo indie band in canada.  Really share that brand.  You link to your book in amazon.com and .ca.  I don't care if you have a US email address.  You better believe I would get one.. I am sure there are ways to do this that are cost effective. 

I would email posterous.com then go to your blog and link to a blogger true url blog with adsense.  I would link your twitter, link to your fanpage.. and you have a feed that can make you money off you cause you have stories.. and you got style.. and your red and Queen LAtifa.. sexy.. so cannot spell..

More sites without favicons.. see it is not the book that is the brand it is you.  You can turn this book into a carreer making live cooking videos on ustream and getting paid to do it.. you could do the I got date.. would you fly in and make dinner for us... or you could have someone interesting to do it with you.. but more guys guy.. I am lazy... want to get laid.. teach me the food that will get ...

Your the star.. not the book.. it is you and people will buy your book cause they like you.. but you want them to retweet and fbshare what amazon calls a short url that is a link to amazon where you can buy it and don't say paypal is enough.. not really... amazon stores creditcards.. single click and ship and it is all over the web.  Plus you can get 4% commision from selling book in addition to what you already get.. but I would suggest taking that 4% and using it in twitter and facebook coupons.. do youtube videos saying retweet this to win a book... and then doing some random method..

Be a star... cause online in the circus that is the web you have more natural ability to market yourself and turn you into a brand...


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Shut up with the new order shit..

Lets say I want to exploit a nation.  The first thing you have to do is figure out who has the final say and then you exploit that.  How do you get religious people to not vote for universal healthcare which by the way is what Jesus would be for?  Come on now, lets not play here.  You make people believe that universal healthcare is something the socialist liberals want and it is a stepping stone from there to pro-life and gay marriage. 

**Sidebar:  From an evolutionary stand point being regular means better health.  TC why won't you make me an app to track my poops.  Doctors ask that info all the time.. are you regular.. I want to be able to give him the info with pictures of the type of poop.. bet you that site would get a lot of traffic.  I have a URL if you will make it for me.. tweetmyfinger.com sponsers by all bran...

That is likely why men have the gspot in there ass.  We are men.. and with free streaming porn we need something more powerful to remind us to take a shit. 

But from the if god is so smart he might of predicted the whole gay thing, knowing what the penis is... The whole bible when you look at it from a mans perspective is to stop the penis.. stop men's evolutionary right to pass on its seed.  I have to argue that god must be a woman cause if god is a man I could be plenty happy being hue hefner.. I mean dam.. I am already going to hell...

** Sidebar:  Why is it people will argue with you when you say that or say I am crazy.. They all try to tell me otherwise.. I mean dear gosh... you would think I would know if I were crazy..

Besides gay men are not competition.. that is this new I am not gay but prefer women.. thaat to me is scary.. we send all our straight boys to war.. just now we let the gay guys who could be like the turning point in the war.. could you imagine what queer eye to the straight guy solder in pink compacts.. blow you like no fully covered muslim girl ever could.. surrender now Bin Laden,  we got 5 men in pink to suck you off.. er get you out.. closer to god.. muahahahah

See religion is just a tool that seperates us for control.  It is the one thing that has been proven over and over again as the best tool for making normal people do horrid things and think they are right.. when you stand from afar god is a monster who seeks revenge and forces his beliefs down everyones throats.. seems more like something we would do for profit.  See the corruption in our govt's never went away, we just made it legal.

Step back for a moment... just consider this.  How many people in the US lost everything?  Then what if I tell you that for doing that we give the companies who fleeced you like black gumbo sized dick unplugging your tight vg ass..

sidebar:  Anal sex is the easiest way to get the HIV... anal tearing.. not to mention you could get some virus up your penis.. dam, love your penis.. use a condom....and don't go ass to anything but the dam toilet.. do not use antibacterial soap because it can lead to loss of testosterone.. which leads to limp dick.. which leads to sitting at home and copying techcrunch on an email.. but what the fuck.. you get one life.. so why not live..

No war is of god.. fight, I don't really care.. do your thing.. I just want us to be honest about it.  Republicans stop acting like chicken with your heads cut off.. from all the bible fear mongering.. you will never see an angel or a demon.. the question isn't is evolution is true because your cells, your dna.. if we cut into would prove evolution beyond any reasonable doubt... The question now is there an element of god.. of faith..

sidebar:  Do you ever think that the reason thier are so many different types of faith across the board because we are all very unique people.. you could not teach us all the same.. why are you so afraid to look to science.. to see the fact that a dam astroid had to hit us for us to come to be...

See their are too many holes in your bible.. why do we need Jesus to be superhuman.. why do we need evil to have some form then it is simple ripples in the math.... Why do bad things happen to good people?  Because we can never see all the ripples...  a consequence of choice.. of free will.. cain and able.. two choices.. the kind one and the not kind one.. a million, billion small choice where we choose to be kind or creul...

Jesus brought us redemption which is something we need because man was and still is really stupid...the same type of people that would of killed Jesus live in Texas and love football.  Why is it the places that love themselves some gun, also love them some Jesus.. like they really believe that they are doing gods work because they are killing muslims...

That if your muslim they are not going to heaven.. nothing in this world makes me more mad than hearing that because I have met truly beautiful muslim people.. I have stared into big brown eyes and want to kiss her but couldn't because the first time she kisses is on your wedding day.. she had magic in her eyes.. sometimes when you have less to see, you notice subtlies in people you would otherwise miss..

Maybe none of it is intentional... maybe it is.. a flaw in the system.. obviously media would follow the most sensational stories and when it comes to minorities you only get the thug in the street which is why all black americans according to my chinese consultant were portrayed as thugs and gangstas.. and your like dam.. I get it.. you have the smallest penises so you have the most valid reason to dislike black folk..

sidebar: Would you trade your place with a black person.. meaning you have to deal with the shit black folk still get from old white folk in the states.. but the bonus is you get a black sized penis.. I mean I hate to say it but you give me a choice... Black guys to me are more evolved than white.  We cannot make any type of commentary on intelligence because until you expose each culture, race.. religion to the same funding in education and healthcare over a long period is the only way you would know.  It would be logical that our congnitive abilities would be slightly different as is the case with woman.. but to extrapolate that black people are not good at the books has no basis..

you could argue black folks would have to be athletic.. would have to be smart to keep from getting killed by white folks or sold as slaves..

Never really understood the whole slave aspect of things.. I am sorry but black guys have less body hair, bigger dicks and look good in the sun.. they don't go pink.. burn.. why would you want that type of compition.. you know white chicks just love the big dick.. asking for trouble..

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Would you consider making a short URL affiliate program?  Amazon does it, perhaps you could create a package with a 1 terabyte hard drive, you sell in amazon and it is set up to backup the folder offline also.  Surprised you don't partner with mozy.  seems like you all would do wonders together.

See databackup is a big thing for people.  I would suggest linking with media temple and have a back up my server folder in dropbox.  that would be worth something to me.  Your service is like a mobile shared network.  It is so hard to get data from 2nd and 3rd world countries...

but the whole industry is scared silly of security.  Shared networks are so inefficent in windows.. in my mind that is the biggest weakness in technology.

I am a guy building a facebook app trying to work with india, I have a latin hardrock star who suffers from depresion, a 17 teen year old wiz kid.. 

See you should do more than spread the word...  Marketing can be done with a little work.  Embrace the tuber.  These are the users which has multiple computers, loves to collabe and your service would save you time..

Get ijustine or ipod kid or grab someone that is mobile..  what is dropbox..  it is getting up ay 7 am to go cave diving, drinking tropical rum and working on the beach..

drop box just made your office the world.  

You also need a social marketing plan.. lose the dropbox logo in your facebook fan page,  The recession and bail out changed people.  we don't trust logos.. you guys have such a story.. 

yes I am crazy but you make my office the world.  i want to see your faces.. i don't care if your indian.. sorry pet peeve but indian girls are hot and indian men are fun...  whoever you are be it in facebook.  Just psyc.  We get sold a 1000 times a day... and so online facebook is like home.  it also is your most important url.. your vanities.. cause that is where the friends are.. coupons.. get 5 extra gigs of data transfer if you share this coupon with your friends..

do youtube videos around how do they do that.. or satire.. run a contest which is focused on getting people to retweet or share..  make it like a scavenger hunt..

read this  http://www.inc.com/magazine/20080301/how-fast-can-this-thing-go-anyway.html

apply those principles online but also look at shared social characteristics..

Here is one.. I was in mexico.. rocco the lead singer for winds of pain got asked to sing at hardrock.. I got media of him.  It would be nice to plug it in and since you allow for data syncing.. sync to my drop box, sync to someone to edit and release the video on youtube..

forgive me... Just go social..Your company has people which are brands.. watch ijustine.. she is the bomb..

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Can we talk about your new wiki?

From a users perspective this is what matters to me..

1. Unique URL.  A simple video showing how to set godaddy URL to work with stackexchange wiki.  Please don't say forward... which doesn't give a good SEO.

2. Blog link in.  Talk to posterous and API in there blog into your wiki. 

3. Social: Being able to add social elements without any real work would be great.  The easier you make something the bigger your market is.

4. adsense:  why make users have to figure this out.  Even match the color of  the ads to the forground, background.  Success for you is having them be profitable. 

5. I might also have a way businesses could offer different levels of direct service.  Free which is the wiki as it is now.  Then direct help which you could charge a monthly fee. 

6.  You could do an amazon product link in for sites that focus on tech.

7.  Notifications.  Talk to ping.fm or something.  Your industry rep is good enough that you could have someone else build this in.  Charge $10 a month for this feature.. give them a %.. suddenly you both have another way to make moola. 

8. get er done feature:  For $500 you tell us the colors, the social aspects and trust us to rock.. there are numerous companies that do web stuff... you could probably get the cost to about $200 a site and take $300 in profit.. I remember someone saying they would make a template styled site for $200.  Your just needs the color changed.  Some minor CSS... social features built in and you all could make this single click easy to do.

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Who is more annoying Tim Tebow or Peyton Manning or America and New Orleans?

Sports makes me angry because it loves to pat itself on its back all the time.  Look at Peyton Manning the greatest QB ever who has never seen an ad he hasn't liked.  If there is a bigger corproate stooge in the world I can't think of him.  It is funny how rich white folks fall over themselves for the Peyton Mannings of the world even though he stands for nothing.  I mean he is a guy who throws a football and does bad advertisements.   I am curious why that makes him this great human being.  You all have read the bible.. it is easier for a camel to get through the eye of the needle than a rich person to get into the kingdom of heaven.  Do you think that changes because he can throw a football?

I guess then you will likely think Tim Tebow is this wonderful human being who goes on TV and judges everyone who dares to have an abortion... who likely believes in creationism even though H1N1 is deadly because of evolution.. even though creationism relies on the fact we came from Adam and Eve and are a product of incest.. even though it is the fundamentalists which are a big reason for the war in Iraq... sorry but I do not believe a person being Christian makes him or her a good person when the Jesus they portray would have a machine gun and wouldn't give decent education and healthcare to poor people in the US... where you almost have to become a star athlete so your mom can not work 14 hours a day, 7 days a week to feed her kids.. where their are more guns, drugs and booze in the poor parts of America than bibles..

Even worse is New Orleans and  how you all love to say look at how wonderful this is for them but all you ever show is Burbon Street cause frankly that is the only place you ever want to go in New Orleans.. the rest of the place is scary.. not safe.. the police and politicians are corrupt.. I mean you all waited a week to send in help cause frankly who really cares about poor black folk right?  Well in Haiti apparently cause then your missionaries can try to take kids out without proper paperwork.. it is funny how missionaries have to go to poor places to find converts to brainwash cause anyone with an education will say your an idiot...

Wake the fuck up people.. Peyton Manning is just a guy who can throw a football.. Tim Tebow was just a good college QB... they are just people, no better or worse than those people who you didn't care enough to help in New Orleans... Wake the fuck up..

honestly how do you not see that the policies of the rich, white, bible thumping creationists.. aka republicans are discriminatory basically saying the rich are worth more than the poor..

Here is something for you to chew on...   you know the crazy thing is you all would of killed Jesus too.. cause he wouldn't set foot in your churches.. he wouldn't sit with your leaders.. he would walk with the poor.. he would heal all people regardless of healthcare coverage.. all men are equal and anything that says otherwise is an affront to faith... god.. love.. and BULLSHIT..

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Am I too hard on the kid?

Sometimes I think I am too hard on people.  My old basketball coach said I would shut down if he was ever hard on me.  It is hard sometimes for people with little confidence to not get down on themselves.  I guess for me seeing Rocco not take things as serious as I think makes me mad.  Maybe that is age talking because when I gave a speech at the end of my basketball career I could see all the times I went out instead of working out, I slept in instead of shooting a 1000 shots each day.. I took a shower instead of running wind sprints.  That is the cruel irony of life.. the thing you wonder.. do we get another chance in some parallel reality even though deep down we know the scars inside likely would lead to the same place...

Still at 33 I look back at my life and I ran from girl to girl trying desperately to find someone to love me enough so I would love me.. and they never do.. and it gets so much harder.. first love is hard to lose.. but so is the next one.. next one.. and the thing about life is as you get older you lose stuff.. things that use to give you joy don't and it is so much harder to get out of the funk...

When I look at Rocco I see a kid who has natural talent and heart... I also see someone who is so lost in terms of who he is that right now he seems to be searching for something.. and maybe that is why he is not ready to be a rock star.. it would destroy him the pressure of it.. I just don't want him to throw it away.. to live with the regret I do..

but the thing is about being great at something you have to give u so much.. your music has to come first and you have to be willing to make it happen yourself.  It is not babes and beer until you have spent 18 hours a day making a song perfect for 2 weeks...

being great.. making the rock n roll hall of fame doesn't just happen anymore.... you have to want it not in words but in action.. when your friends go out you are at home working on your craft.. when some bad hot girl wants to date you have to walk away and say sorry I have things I want to accomplish in life.. when your parents fight is when you turn on the music and sing...

Maybe it is confidence.. maybe Rocco needs the adoration of friends and fans because the rest of his life makes him sad.. the consequences of having someone say I do not love you.. the most horrible thing in the world to hear.. it rips at you inside.. and you feel like there is something wrong with you cause you can't let go so easily.. cause it always hurts.. and all you want is to not feel anything.. and the music drowns out the noise inside...

Which I get.. which I struggle with too.. broken people trying to make dreams happen... and I can't help him.. cause he has to reach that point in his life where he hates letting anyone make him feel that way.. where he is tired of depending on other people to make him feel good about himself... and he takes his life into his own hands...

because I can't make rocco a star.. I can only guide him along the right path.. he has to do the work....

so I am giving this to god to figure out... when I have 10 covers of just rocco singing in his room... videos.. of that.. then I will know he is serious..

until then a prayer for him I would ask...


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Why do you waste so much money on advertising?

First off that was not cool, not standing by Tiger... afterall it was your fault he got all those girls.  He used your razors and in your commercials you basically say a smooth shave will get you laid.. who knew that a good shave could cause that effect.. dam tiger.. but hey if you had to pick a guy to pass on his DNA from an evolutionary standpoint.. who would be better than Woods.

Really the only question is does he have the Asian site pee pee or the Black size...

Ok now that I have told that joke why do you even advertise.. I mean Gillete does give the best shave a man can get.. it is one of the few razors that does not slit your throat...

truth is you should put out warnings.. it is not axe that drives the girls crazy but gillete.. and I have the best idea for a new shaving cream that can double as water base lube.. shaving cream.. but water base lube so a guy can not get bugged.. and a father can give his kid a 100 condoms and your shaving cream.. and that way young people will learn to use condoms.. think of how cleaner carpets and bathtubs will be... seriously another site without a favicon.. arg.. I hate you flash..

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Valentines day is trying to get me to kill myself...

After things didn't go well with the ex on new years when I texted her to the point of her almost throwing in the towel of our friendship I have been able to keep things cool... meaning I have been able to give her the space a friend gives another friend... unfortunately it seems like every site I ever gave my email to is against me...

Hampton wants me to rent a room for a vday get together...

jibjab wants me to make fun of the girlfriend I don't have...

sunwing which lies about beachfront property and does not bother to respond to my emails.. wants me to take a vacation with...

Flouraqueen wants me to send flowers to...

Amazon, ebay... you name it..... they are all against the igebadia...

It is too bad they don't have an option where it only sends that spam me if I have my relationship status in facebook as girlfriend.. but then again all these companies who are trying to make me depressed would spam my feed for all to see.. cause that is what you do as a developer.. spam.. spam.. spam right up the ass...

Too bad they don't spam me a girlfriend who I can actually have a valentines day with...

not that I actually want a girlfriend... it is just it is hard not to wish you had one for the one day we need to remember to be nice to the one we love...

so I get to be depressed... and I am convinced it is the pharmaceutical companies trying to convince me to never go off my antidepressants again... like they have to worry after the whole anitbacterial soap thing ruined my testosterone...

They are all out to get me.. the cats told me this would happen....


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Why do we see masturbating as wrong?

Like many tubers I have done more than one video talking about how I masturbate.  For a guy it is something you do from a very young age till the day you die.  It is part of being a man, the part that nobody ever wants to talk about and I just don't get why?  What is this stigma we have towards the human body and masturbation as if there is something wrong with it?

We have a body and on it for a guy at least is a penis... why should we feel bad about making ourselves feel good?

I suppose if your religious you would say it is not wrong to masturbate as long as you don't lust after someone... which begs the question what the heck do you think about?  Would you rather have your son thinking of the dog than some girl?  Maybe that is how beastiality became a word.    Some poor guy was trying not to think about the hot girl down the road, saw a goat and had the best masturbation ever... maybe after that moment he fell in love with the goat and it become part of history. 

Likely the next argument that people will use is it pushes young boys to go online to look at porn.  I might argue that as a boy with a PC you are going to go online to look at porn regardless.  Where else are you actually going to learn about sex?  But wait no that is wrong cause porn is an addiction and you will lose all interest in actual girls... like that would ever happen..

Seriously who actually comes up with this bullshit and it is bullshit cause any guy with a penis knows that porn is simply to get the aignst out..not that you can explain it to women who actually get their feelings hurt when they find out their men still masturbate.. and the funny thing is when you are sexually active with someone you masturbate more because you want sex all the time...

To be honest it keeps you sane and faithful.. Leave it to women to not have a clue about evolution..

and you know the sad thing because of all our phobias about masturbation it never gets talked about.  Nobody talks about the fact that likely if you have a brother or dad he has jerked off in the shower and that shit is sticky.. he has jerked off over the toilet.. on the carpet.. on the bed, in a sock.. all the places that you share also..

but hey that is better than talking about it.... better than getting your kid a bunch of condoms with water based lube so he learns to use protection and can reduce the amount of time it takes to get the condom on the penis... god forbid you actually get the lube in a package that looks like shaving cream and can even double as shaving cream...so sister don't make fun of you. 

No biggie... it is only the penis and only sinful people get the HIV so who cares about teaching people how to be safe.  Ostrich sand right...

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It s so hard to teach my mom the internet...

This blog was suppose to be a place where my mom could talk about her animals or my animals.. or conspiracy theories which her and her friends talk about.. the books she reads... but alas I have enough trouble teaching my mother how to sign into facebook.. blogging.. well mom that means sending an email...which she can do but only after asking a million questions.. there should be a course to teach my mom how to not be annoying.. anyways.. here is her picture...


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Growing up with excess emotion

One of the biggest problems with being young is you know everything and yet you know nothing.  I remember when I was 18 teen I was just trying to be a really good basketball player in high school because it was the only place I ever felt normal.  The rest of the time I was a guy with too much emotion that said the wrong thing and never was really close to anyone.  It was just hard for me to make relationships because inside I was just trying to figure me out. 

That is the problem with emotional people.  This world tells you from a very young age that emotion is bad.  There is something wrong with you if you feel a lot so in many ways it takes emotional people longer to find the peace inside they so badly want.  I see this all the time when I observe emotional young people with parents getting all angry that their daughter or son isn't more like other kids.  I try to explain that is just a result of not being able to deal with the feelings they have inside.  That when a young person gets mad, has a fit usually it has nothing to do with anyone but not being able to understand or handle the craziness inside.

This is part of the reason I am so patient with Rocco although I must admit to feeling discouraged.  He is at that crazy age of 18-19 and is living the little dream of getting up at clubs and being a cover band.  He also is trying to deal with finishing school.

I want to scream at him and say you are going to regret not taking school seriously cause you are fucked in this world without a good education.  You are destined to work some dead end job 6 days a week, 12-18 hours a day just to make a living to feed your family.  Your kids are fucked cause they won't have good schooling, parents that do not go to university generally do not have kids that go to university and in mexico that leaves few options. 

See Rocco wants to be in the Rock n roll hall of fame and to be honest he might have the natural voice for it.. but I just don't know if he has the drive.  I have been doing this web stuff for the past 3 years and have seen lots of guys like Rocco who say they want to be something great but are not willing to make the sacrifices to make it happen.  I am not even talking about anything big.. just save photos in a shared folder I can get to.  Do a few cover songs with just him and the mic in front of a web cam in his room and save it to a file.  Stupid simple.  Any idiot can do that, it takes so little work but it seems like Rocco is more interested in being a cover band I guess. 

I don't know.. he loves to give me empty promises.  Do I give him an ultimatum where I say listen you have deadlines now and if you do not deliver I am going to shutdown the social cobweb I made for you online cause it makes me look bad to continue to put effort into someone who isn't willing to put effort into himself... who always has a million excuses as to why he can't do something.. actually most times he does not actually have excuses.. he simply does not seem to have any idea of keeping his word...

Last Saturday he was suppose to work with me.. I waited online for him to take the bull by the horns and he didn't even email me.. I must admit to being at my wits end.. do I really want to invest anymore time and effort into someone who doesn't seem to care about his future??

I know I am harsh and I am not saying I do not like the guy... I just need him to grow up and become a man.  I need him to be someone whose word is his honor.. who when he says he will do something he will do it and I need him to listen... to be coached persay.. cause right now even though he doesn't have his own stuff ready it wouldn't take very much work to just sing in his room..

So we will see... maybe I should just try to find another person who can do hardrock... who is serious about being successful.. I am loyal to a fault.. I wonder how this will turn out.. the thing you learn when it comes to people is few actually want to succeed enough to make the sacrifices.. and success in music, in life takes everything you got..

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Do you think cat poop would sell as doggy treats?

Once upon a time there were som very bad dogs... ok maybe an owner that had a habit of letting his dogs go places they were not allowed in the house cause frankly dogs are just plain cute when they are getting in trouble.  There is nothing quite like seeing a dog run down the stairs and jump all over your bed. or even happy pee on your bed...So one day this bad bad owner decided he would let the dogs hang with him while he wrote a blog.  In a moment of distraction of having one dog slobber on him he lost track of the big bitch shadow.. the bigger.. fatter.. alpha dog who decided to explore the cats kitty litter.. now this bad owner knew the dog liked herself some cat poop but until now had never really seen it up close...

well that soon changed as shadow brought two pieces of cat poop into the front room dropping them on the remote control causing the owner to puke and rush the dogs back to their pen... lucky for him shadow took most of the poop with her cause you never want to waist a treat... kitty pooh..

which begs the question could you recycle cat pooh as doggy treats?

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Do girls really relate dancing to sex?

One of the hard parts about being a guy is our virility is judged everywhere we go, no other place more than the dance floor at clubs where it is rumored women judge how a man would be in bed based on how he dances.  This is actually one place being tall does not help because lets face the facts being coordinated isn't always the easiest thing when you are on a crowded dance floor in Mexico.

Most times you feel like you are dancing in a bathroom stall unable to really let your body go and flail all around which really would be the fun thing to do... plus when it comes to dancing it is not always cute to watch a bad male dancer like it is apparently to watch some really bad girl who can't dance, dance really, really badly... funny how it works.. if you are fuckable.. then you can look like an idiot on a dance floor.. but if you are a tall guy you better just try not to step on people which is not always so easy.

Grinding.. well that is another story.  I remember it being hard when I was younger because half the time you are afraid you are going to accidentally move your leg wrong and end up canning some girl.. the worst is when the girl is really, really short... and then your back hurts and when your 33 like me the back always hurts.. frankly I am Canadian and we drink better than we dance.. so I guess that means I would be bad in bed... oh well..

Besides I don't like dancing to get laid.. I like dancing to shake the stress out and let loose.. I mean I am a pretty anal person so.. sometimes when I am at home.. and I feel a little confident I will turn up the music and shake the stress out.. that is what my nebogebo channel was suppose to be about.. sometimes it is just me talking though because music is hard for me.. not to mention youtube never says this song is ok to dance to because we link to it on itunes.. that might make sense.. but don't ever say youtube makes sense.

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Drugs, sex... and lesbians..what could be more fun

Recently because the sports section does not last a whole bathroom break I was forced to read Dear Anderson.. which is like a dear Abby with a Matrix like name for people who ask questions about life.  I know bad igebadia for reading this sappy woman stuff but hey I read cosmo when I was younger to better understand woman and upon occasion I read Dear Anderson because I am convinced she is a computer spy.. secretly keeping us trapped in the Matrix...

In today being Monday, Febuaray 1rst two questions were asked. 

The first was I married an addict.. I thought he would love me enough to quit and he didn't... well personally you get no pity from me cause guess what women you cannot fix a man's problems.  It is amusing to me because a lot of women I meet love the bad boy, love the messed up guy, love the guy with a ton of baggage and then get surprised that they are not enough.  Guess what ladies you cannot fix anyone but yourself.  Maybe you should look inside and ask yourself what would make you marry an addict?  That is asking for trouble cause darling the only person you can quit anything for is yourself.  Trust me... you cannot change for another person.. the change has to be for you so it lasts and it is real.  You should leave your husband.. it is that simple.. divorce is not death.. otherwise 50% of the people in this world would be dead.  He needs to decide he wants to quit for him.  You need to have some confidence and realize you deserve better.  It does not have to be emotional in any way shape or form.  Sit down with him, explain you love him but you deserve better and until he is able to provide you with what you deserve he needs to find a new place to live.  That is the only way because usually addiction comes from undealt with issues inside that he has been able to hide for years.
STOP ENABLING him.. which you are.  I am not saying you should not see him.  Go on dates but make it very clear that until he has been clean for 6 months and goes to AA meeting he will not be welcome to live with you...

The second question was I am not gay but I prefer women.. which is the latest female craze that just confuses guys.. yes hot girls are turning to chicks because they are tired of men who are dicks.  First off it took you 6 years to tell a girl you love her?  Well there is your first mistake.. you have no balls... and you deserve to get hurt because of that.  Being a man is having the balls to stand up and say I like you... and now you don't know what to do when she says she is a lesbian?  Really.. cause that is pretty clear to me.. HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE... dear gosh in 6 years she did not fall for you.. even after you told her she rejected you... but no you didn't listen... so she told you she was a lesbian.. and even now you are questioning what to do... seriously wake up, go get laid and get over it cause sometimes in life the people we love do not love us and it sucks.. it is the most horrible thing in the world..

Sometimes it will hurt so bad that you will lay there in your bed unable to move.. but over time it will hurt less...

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The vultures are swirling around Toyota

I am sitting here watching the news about Toyota and the recall.  This guy from Canada who never had a real problem with his car but did have to bring it in to have the fix applied to the gas peddle is joining the class action lawsuit.  How American I said to myself... this guy is going on about the hardship it has caused him and he should be compensated for it... personally I think people who look to get rich off lawsuits should be taken outside and shot.  Poor you.. you had your car recalled... oh whatever will you do.. lets sue cause of the stress.. seriously... if someone dies fine sue... if you can blame a faulty part.. then sue... but to join a class action lawsuit when all you have had to do is simply take your car back to the dealership... well then you are not a man.  Cause a real man.. a man with a penis... doesn't need to get free money from other people. 

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Is the selection process for the Dragon's Den fair and clear..

Being an up and coming entrepreneur,at least in my eyes the show "the dragon's den" is very interesting to me.  Like many people who want to be there own boss I too dream of getting on the show.  The problem is the selection process is less than clear. 

Instead of having a preset clear process of how to get on the show, it is subscribe to a newsletter and we will let you know.  This annoys me because it should be clear after 5 seasons.  What troubles me more is someone in the dragons den facebook group claiming he can get other people on the show and he knows Jim personally.  This suggests that CBC a public TV company is not using a fair selection process.  Instead it seems more interested in friends of friends. 

Even more troubling is when you see people go on the show for a second time when you have been unable to get on the show once.  Maybe it is my fault cause I ain't going to sub CBC and get my inbox full of spam..

I just think the show since it is a public station should have a very clear selection process.  It annoys me when it becomes a friend of a friend because I have met a hell of a lot of businesses people in Canada who would do a far better job than the people on the show.  I would likely be more interesting than 95% of the people on the show.. but I can't apply because the process is not clear.

What they should do is create a contest in youtube where we do an elevator pitch and post the URL in the fanpage.  People vote on the best videos and they go on the show. 

lol.. look at me I don't trust government run TV to be fair... how the world has changed where we look at our leaders with cynicism...

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