Advice for the young and crazed...

Rocco,

A lot of people struggle with the expectations of those who care about them.  You are angry at your parents and teachers because they want you to do well.  It may get frustrating but at the same time they do it because they care.  You are not alone in what your going through.  It is actually very common where parents say you can be anything you want until you turn 18teen then they say you should do this or that. 

My suggestion to you is don't make it emotional.  From what I can tell you have trouble controlling your emotions and so this will take work.  Let them have there say and Luis they are not wrong.  You cannot depend on just your music.  That is a 1 in a million shot considering you never send me any of the media I ask for..argg...

I am not saying give up on music either.. just have a plan B.. always have a plan B in life cause you never know what will happen. 

If you couldn't do music then what would you do?  Think about it..

Also a lot of times you talk bigger than you are which is what young people do.. nothing wrong with this but it makes it hard for parents and teachers to believe in you.  We are all like that in highschool because we think we have to be all cool.. but in a year you will get out of school and realize everything in highschool was a joke..

So what I want you to do this weekend is research any wheres in the world 5 things you might enjoy doing other than music and then find out what type of education it takes to do that.  I know it is boring but the whole idea is to see what is out there...

Don't worry we will still work on getting your music going.. but have a plan B..

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emancipation me music

hey people yeah its rocco again well if u noticed im fkn pissed off  why?

well im fkn tired of getting picked all fkn day by motherfucking people like:

parents

teaches

or

stupid people that criticizes my work, my music, my life

why don't they fkn mind there stupid own business or fkn useless life

well here a tip to let off the fkn hate u feel when ur so pissed off.

 

st. anger - metallica

 

that album well its not the best of metallica but i like because it expreses the anger i feel

and gives me ideas to make songs, i always hear it lol

 

well people im a lot better now and just to remeber u guys this:

 

DON'T LET PEOPLE TEAR DOWN UR LIFE GO TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.., BE INDEPENDANT, BE STRONG, AND KEEP ON ROCKIN MOTHERFUCKERS! 

 

Rocco

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Our agent Rockstar contract...

The first thing I am going to say is we need to get you on a schedule.  You procrastinate likely trying to deal with your emotional issues.  It does not help, you need to let go of the emotion and just lose yourself in small but simple tasks.  You say you want to be a rockstar but you don't seem willing to make the changes to your life you need to. 

This isn't about your band at all.  Quit being scared and just let me guide you.  The first thing I want to do is clarify our working relationship cause I do not do contracts.  They cost a fortune and frankly I don't want to control you.  I want to empower you to be able to market and manage yourself.  Be in control of your own destiny because that my friend is what being free is about.  Travel the world, meet people, figure out who you are away from home.  Right now that is what you need.  To get away from it all and yah you might feel bad about your brother but tell him to keep dancing, keep being himself and when he turns 18 if he gets into college he can come live with you.. Who knows that is just one fate... the whole idea is I want you to be in control of your own fate...

Now as I mentioned before 10% is what I got when I googled how much do agents take.  I figure that should be 10% after cost.. meaning we are just talking profit.. we will use a percentage of money brought in to develop tools online to help an indie artist succeed online.  automate a lot of the different things.  Focus on building really good and inexpensive branding tools build around my cobweb theme. 

I want the % to go lower in terms of equity because I want this to be your business and so the logic is once we get to profit you will be learning how to do it all yourself. 

So I figure after a year say starting the date of the email whatever the fuck that is.. my equity drops to 5%.  After 3 years it drops to 1% and then I become a silent partner and you have the option of hiring me to manage your marketing for a fee of course..lol..

But the whole idea is this should be your business.  You are young, smart and passionate.  Instead of going to school for something you don't want to do why not learn a piece of software that could be a job.  Photoshop is a job.  Photoshop in Spanish is a job..

So task one.  I want you to mail me 10 pictures of you.  Don't respond unless they are attached...

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We need to talk http://www.yr.com/ about your website

So I got this email from a guy who used a @live.com address saying you hired me or I had to apply for a job that I was qualified doing customer service on my PC, some internet tasks but I had to run the business from my home address and they would like to my bank or a paypal account.  Apparently you pay quite well.. $4000 to do a little web work.. too good to be true is usually a scam.. I hope it is a scam and your not poor attempt at trying to franchise your business model to other countries cause that is not innovative good..

But I digress cause I had to use your website more than once.. dear gosh you need a favicon.  The tabbed view in browser is far more efficient to use.  The favicon becomes the brand. More and more sites use these. 

The left click and drag thing is annoying and makes actually using the site difficult.  efficiency and work flow.  Predict the pattern your clients will take through your side.  Give them places to find you on the social web. 

If that job offer was real then cool.. not going to happen.  So many people say they value the outside the box as long as you have a degree and code.. which always baffles me a little.. honestly is the mind that can sit in front of a computer have the experiences to know how to be social.. what it means.. see marketing is dead and it is all about branding.

Companies facebook vanity is the most important realistate on the web.  Marketing in social is actually a profitable thing if you go satire.. I call it virtual actor where we can create a story.. tell the story of a company.. much like the office drama..

please dear gosh kill your website.. please.. it would mean so much to me if you would blow it up.. flash only can look pretty once and then it is annoying.. I love my favicons.. google, facebook have favicons so do you..

They call me igebadia and you have had the pleasure of getting yelled at on my blog.. not cause I don't love but cause I do.. I didn't go to any fancy schools.. dropped out ever year in college because of bouts of depression.. I need sunlight.. I am like superman.. no word of a lie.. I have the doctors notes.. plus I have given up dating because woman fuck me up.. I have my free streaming porn..

This is what you need... they are in order of importance..I need to add in the ustream.. a fuck it..

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Brett Farve broke my heart

The year was like a dream to a football fan.  Brett Farve returns to show the Packers, the Jets and everyone else that he still has game and for most of the season this was true until his age showed on the last pass when he should of ran which is a sign of a quarterback getting old, not wanting to take one more big hit.  Not that you could blame Farve after the ass whipping he got from the Saints.  It seemed like every play he was knocked on his ass which is surprising because the Vikings were suppose to have a dominant offensive line, or at least every year before this one.  Not that you can really blame Farve for the loss.  Playoff games are won and lost by the turnovers.  More often than not the story is not about a team winning it but the other team doing everything they can to lose it like the Vikings did.   Like the Titans did the year before.. like San Franciso to Dallas a few years back, quite a few years..  For some reason turnovers in football tend to be contagious and in this case I would suggest the blame belongs in the coaching because your players have to understand how to hold onto the ball in key situations and understand the dynamics of the game to not throw that final interception which should of never been thrown had they not had 12 men in a huddle.  In the most important game the year these are the type of mistakes a good coach cannot have. 

O screw it.. dam you farve.. you broke  my heart.. I cannot put this on Childress but you for making that bonehead play..

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Thoughts on Boggie Box on Shark tank...

I feel like I should get a tattoe on my head saying GO SOCIAL... Now I don't expect the founders of the company will read this email cause after going on that show they will have a 1000 but it is the email they should read cause when it comes to the internet I am Kevin Oleary. 

Here is the deal.  Your star is hot and could easily do something like this.. http://www.youtube.com/user/charliejames1975&rclk=cth 

Let me explain how youtube works.  They have revinue sharing and then partner program.  You use your natural mom based networks.  Add in those who have lost weight doing it and get a 1000 subs easy which would mean all your videos will get revinue sharing and you get much more CSS and html control.  Once you get the single channel on youtube to partner you get 10 of the other people to start their own channel. 

The idea being you would get what I would call 11 feeds.  The cool thing is once you get partner you get the sub me or sub me and these other channels.  most people are too lazy to unclick so you just click sub. 

They would get the youtube partner program which can be a second income for moms.  This is part one of building your brand.

The next thing you want to do is get the same URL or close to it as your twitter.. and facebook fanpage.  25 fans which should be easy to choose a vanity URL. 

Undersand this.  The facebook fanpage vanity URL is your most important URL on the web.  More important than your website because it has better access to your friends.. moms are the best people in the world for grassroots marketing.. there are mom twitters.. mom blogs do well..

Did I say you take the youtube video.. email the url to post@posterous.com, set up the blog they email you.. yes that is it.. you send an email saying hi and they send you a blog which you setup the autopost to flickr for photos, twitter to notify, your facebook fanpage posterous blog platform with an ad in the about you form using cj.com ads.  really easy to get a 4% to 20% discount online if you just know how to copy and paste.

See that is the thing about the web that is kind of cool.. if you stop being scared of it, the web can do a lot for a mom.  Get groceries deliered.. spend more time with your kids.. run a part time photoshop businesses.  Go to lynda.com $25 a month and you can learn almost any program online and a program is a job.. a part time job.. free lance..

now for the kicker..  bootstapped styled video.  I promise you that with a nikon camera, ijustine you could do that video for $30 g's at the most.  Don't even sweat the DVD market it.  It is dead.  Online sales will make you enough money.  You set up a zazzle store to sell your clothes and such.

The video that you emailed posterous you should autopost to a blogger URL, go to goaddy and get this synced to a true URL which is gebacards.com versus gebacards.blogspot.com The idea is you want to pass the same media through different places where you can make money and make noise online..

All your do at the end of each video is say hey I am doing this here.. catch my notes on my blog plus any videos you might of missed...

See here is the rub you parents don't know yet..  everything we are building online is designed to keep your kids online..

Ever heard of farmville  well the CEO of the company that built that game admited to kind of scamming people.. the top tech blog techcrunch called him out on it.. and then the web community gave him an award.. CEO of the year..

Parents need to learn how to empower their children online.  What you want is to give your young child the option to be able to work from a laptop from somewheres in the amazon jungle.  Work doesn't have to be an office anymore.. it can truly be that dream..

To do that though they need to empower their children.  I call it securing a social cobweb.  Just like you would put away for college parents need to really consider developing a public persona cause it will help with getting a job.

Say your child loves art and wants to be an artist.  The journey to becoming one told through pictures from a pen name.. can be something that would impress universities.. companies.. and so forth.  You never have to actually ever use it but if I was a parent I would secure the vanity URL's now to do so.  Lock it all down in private and then see what fits best for you.. it is free except for buying the URL which is $10 a month.  Go to godaddy.. easy enough..

you only need the .com  you don't want anything else..

These are the random thoughts from a marketing madman...

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Welcome to the Haiti effect..

Hey this is igebadia at hot nerd news, the news that matters to me and usually it is hot girls but today it is Haiti... or as I call it the Haiti effect.  See the problem that many other worthy charities and problems are finding that their pleas for help are falling on deaf ears as the carnage on TV captivates the world's attention.  

An example of this is   where 3 young hikers were arrested for wandering into Iran.  I know your thinking you deserve to get arrested if you wander into Iran... but the truth is this is just another example of how trying to get the world to hear your pain is harder and harder with the advent of the modern gossip girl media.  In the video the girl and the family must feel like nobody cares and they would likely be right. 

It is not because people are selfish but because it lacks the carnage.  Sure when the first few people were kidnapped in the Middle East everyone got all excited but after awhile it become more common place just as it became common place seeing our solders come hom in body bags. 

It is the curse of the world we live in... the screams of so many simply live upon the winds of pain..

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Will Llaraque join Brashear on dancing with the stars?

it's not a sport when...
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why don't you take yourself seriously

www.bodylastics.com you have more in common with a spam site versus a real business.  You want to create a youtube personailty.. which can be profitable.. get rid of the highlight in yellow.. the text that should be a blog..  try shopify.com  link with posterous.  use video and text to power it plus a weekly ustream live show.. go social or go home..

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Brett Farve sends a letter to the Packers

With love...

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Google how about making youtube better?

Your comment system in the channels does not encourage conversation.  IT is incredibly archaic.  You need to update that yesterday and your video response keeps breaking.  seriously talk to me and I will tell you what you need to fix cause your site kind of sucks lately.. it needs an upgrade..

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All I have is a question..

If I said to you that a companies vanity urls, the followers, the subs, the fans are more important than the companies website.  It gives you the ability to interact with people for multiple says and gives you a greater chance of getting into people's feed.  Kind of surprised amazon is the only one to really use a short url.  short urls are ads you can put in feeds with a recommendation.. 

The thing about this is people in our feeds hate logos.. they are impersonal and I would argue people don't trust logos.. it is easier to trust a person than a company.  In a way social sites allow us to put a face back on these companies.  you don't sell as much as you do the how do they do that.. reality tv.. satire.. the cool thing is people are brands. 

Think of a clothing chain.  Think of each store having its unique style based on its people.  Are you telling me they can't tweet, tube or update their fbfeed.. offer clients discounts if they do the same.. you could create a huge cobweb where you just be interesting.. to sell your store..

People are brands.. social sites allow you to connect through shared social characteristics..

but don't listen to me.. I am crazy..

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WTF is XML and why do you want to give me a headache? ((tag:

I am sorry penis but long term if I learn this now we can buy the hot women in haiti to walk around with us in the all inclusive resorts.  rebuild what.. the life they had before.. if you look at the poorer parts of the world and say what is the quickest way for them to recover is to give them a chance.  Invest in there potential.  twitter emergency over ride system.  text message alarm to every phone. this is the place everyone could benifet.  subscribe to twitteroverid which would use our gps position to weather warnings, oh shit wave is coming.

see what you eggheads who need to get out more, drink and have lots of sex because it is the age of the geek.. antibacterial soap. gave men limp dicks, they became depressed and turned to war.   can any of you argue that more sex would be a good idea.. 

less war more orgies... http://www.zazzle.com/less_war_more_orgies_tshirt-235091977822307363

come on, multiple personality disorder allowing me to run 9 channels a day... see it is called virtual acting.  what is the point of media?  create an emotional reaction with the user and get them to click your ads.. the thing is most ads are annoying and not useful.  it matters where the ad takes you to the user in terms of trust.  zynga destroyed trust and you all gave them an award for it... I can yell about it on youtube.  the best moments are often found in conversation.  people love the how do you do that element and reality tv, satire.  The coolest thing is it can make you money after a 1000 subs.  you could get a local drama group to do a weekly satire of the tc.

give them them partner program profits... you look good, they get exposer to how video can be used to connect with people through satire by selling the people behind the brand.  the beauty of a social world is just by using youtube and posterous, facebook fanpage and ustream, plus blogger you can brand every person in your company through shared social characteristics.  you could actually tabulate real time reviews for work based products.. use startups layout wiki..

facebook, youtube and twitter are more important than your website from a marketing perspective.. I have no numbers but the fan, the follow, the sub is long term access to a person and at times there feeds if you do it right.  the cool thing is we can now be honest and say.. this world would be a better place without religion..

say it with me.. no god would tell you to strap a bomb to your penis.. just say no..

your vanity urls are more important than your website... yes you need to change your name.. build a character like ijustine who has redefined vlogging.  You want to talk twitter, that girl jump a 1 million twitter subs.  she is one of the few tubers who does it without sex.  she created the virtual actor where you always have the safety of satire... in physics they say to observe is to change.. I find it is easier to talk of things when I imagine it was for a grand purpose.  plus you can't use real named... too many old white christians..

you all bother me to no end.. WWJD... kill muslims and give healthcare to the rich first.. legon is an gel with guns.  if you look at it logically it is how impobable life is.. an astroid had to hit the earth.. the math behind evolution and how perfect it is, that it could lead to this.. to life.. we always need big things... demons and such, but then you wouldn't need faith.. i see god in the math.. and illogical moments..  the moments I have dropped my cynicism and given to others I have felt good about me. 

It defies evolution.. when you give you feel something back.. that to me is god. 

truth is peace never happens until we stop acting like mobs with pitch forks and don't let the zealots on both sides control you....  none of the pain in the world goes away through death.  use sports I say..lol 

xml allows you to organize the data.  I am sure it is more complicated that that.

when I worked in the power system.  the abb infi90 system used something similiar.  the idea is you take information in from the server..or user and organize it.  it isn't that complicated.. plus you got free streaming porn

I still think that a jerj off break would lead to greater productivity in the workplace..
 

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startups.com layout

Have you seen a better user powered wiki?  That site is addictive..and it rewards you with titles.. That layout would be worth something   transferring and organizing photos is way to hard in windows... or apple...

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What is the best way to share documents?

Likely the best way for us to share documents and such is through google docs.  I really want you to explore the google documents rocco.  It is a way for you and your band to work on lyrics and other such stuff. I will set up a shared doc.  We will use dropbox for visual media.  I like google docs because it offers a lot of control over what you can share.  After that we will have to set you up with all the sign in information for winds of pain.  Hope life is going well for you.  I am trying to get my changes done to my app.. I need a rich person to sleep with..lol

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Vanity URL's are more valuable then your website

you know that more often than not the social connections can offer a company access to a persons feed.  This gives potential fbshares and tweets... It likely means the feed is worth more than a website.  Your subs, followers and fb fans.. allows you to entertain much like actors would.  That is the new form on entertainment.  we are all hooked on your toys..  every business has the ability to have dance breaks to help the blood flow..  shakeout the stress.  in china the engineers would go for a run at 3 pm at the powerplant...

Just step back and consider it.  posterous is fantastic.  It is the swiss army knife.  that takes text,pictures or video and updates where it matters.  people love reality tv, how they do that.  People them social sites.

a logo is one brand, your departments are 2.  assign each areas for their video responses cause it takes no time.  say to the server dude.  find 10 partner videos and all you do is a 2 minute video response.  build your subs in the least time consuming way.  your people are stars..

the feed is everything.. starbuck could be 400 feeds that create a cobweb that funnels traffic.  all you have to do is entertain and teach.  be original. 

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I love to talk shit in the comments..

Techcrunch did an article calling me crazy.. well us crazy.. http://www.techcrunch.com/2010/01/16/paranoid-tv-everywhere/trackback/

This is my response...

It is not that people are paranoid.  It is we have been lied to over and over again.  Almost every corporation plays the game of "do no evil" in public but behind the scenes as shown in Techcrunch they do some questionable things.  It is hard to believe that war in Iraq was not a little or a lot about oil.  If you look at it logically a corporation has a board that says make me money.  Their is no evil in that but to be successful often it comes at the expense of someone. 

In Alberta for example you can only each one fish a year cause of the mercury.  Fish are turning asexual.  2 head fish.  Up north their has been a definite raise in cancer rates.

Is that parinoia?  There is a giant garbage patch in the middle of the pacific ocean of plastic polluting our food chain. 

A big arms company needs war to make investors happy and it always gets a war.  Right when we are starting to relax.  They have the biggest lobbiests..

Yes the media loves to play in the gossip, I was on facebook instead of paying attention to global war, beavis and butthead society because lets face it some of the policies like not providing universal healthcare and decent education to all are essentially saying by the distribution of funds all people are not equal. 

We jump all over people for small mistakes.. we live in a fear filled reactionary world.  You can't tell me that hollywood which had two movies ready to go right after 9/11 doesn't play its part.  You can't tell me the music industry which silenced the dixie chicks does not play its part.  We all do.  Is in a conspiracy theory or just really dumb people that are in love with greed and forget humanity.

Cause the world we are leaving our children sucks.  They will be pin cushions for life cause we have ruined their natural ammune systems with our flu shots and vaccinations. 

Antibacterial soap can cause a reduction in testosterone which can lead to penis problems and depression, although I would argue that a cause b. 

Good news is we have viagra, we have cialis, we have antidepressants... our kids spend more time online than outside and when they are outside they are inlove with stupid apps like foursquare..

It doesn't matter what is the reason.. but you babyboomers messed up my world..

The good news is I have the internet.  This is our home.. the freaks, the crazies you all love to exploit for our money.. problem is you will have a blog, a facebook page, a youtube channel and I can scream at you.. one might say on here your my bitch and payback for messing up my world.. lets play.

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Message from Rocco

hey whats up people this is rocco the lead singer of winds of pain

 

well these havent been easy 4 me or the band lol

why? well we need a new audio equipment because the one we have

is old and fucked up.

well thats the bands problem but  me?

well my house is a fucking caos lol

like my life so im used to it if theres not a problem theres not a song

so ive been going down town and writing song for the band

very soon youll here more about us just give us a little time

an patience lol

 

well guys with no more to say i gotta go see ya

 

 

LETS ROCK N ROLL MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!

 

ANARCHY SOLDIER!!!!

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fan your own fanpage

hey rocco, when you get tired of strumming your penis could you fan yourself http://www.facebook.com/pages/winds-of-pain/253493643012 on your fanpage...:)

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Rock stars..

Usually great insight comes through great pain.  Your unrest inside is normal you have ecess emotions to deal with.  Dating, falling in love, all that stuff, parents will be hard for you because you have a fractured mind.  Lack of some chemical.  You need the rush of music to fill that emptyness inside.. it is the way it is.. You just got to learn to face it.  Don't let the emotion make you do rash things.  You need to focus on you.. not your dad, your mom, your brother.. it will work itself out.. nothing you can do but focus on music and school.  It is your ticket out of the madness..

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pep talk to rocco of I gave head to a guy with the clap..lol

lol.. don't be sorry for getting sick.  If you can't do a video.. get your bro to dance.  or yourdad to do his impression.  send me pictures, funny, silly, retarded pictures.  the problem is you only see the music as the brand.  You are a brand also, your brother.  mix you all together now to reach a broader audience, branch off later.

stop stressing your parents.  affairs can happen because men get horny, endorphins get released.. you feel no wrong until after.  It is not demons or anything.  just happens cause your human.  the past will drag you down.  Just focus on your life, controlling your fate.  People get divorced all the time because only 10% of all relationship keep the passion.  It makes no sense...

I would suggest having a serious talk with your dad. Keep it constructive.  It has nothing to do with you.  Men are dogs.. your pops needed to masturbate more...lol

Often the times we act poorly in life is when we are most insecure, confidence is low.  wen you get older it is nice to be noticed.  don't hate your dad... talk to him. 

yes I blogged this.. besides with me nobody can tell if I am mad or sane..Raw honesty is the key to music..

Do you have the lyrics of your songs.. anything you got that could be media, send to me...

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I broke up with the girl which you could know,,

Women make men crazy and you make a fortune off it.  It is sickening I tell you how easier it is now to be a fool who fell for a girl on the other side of the world.  Imagine that, that two people should meet online, as the world has gone social this was a natural evolution.  Now my question to you.. and I am asking this of you because you are the best I have used, still has some really huge bugs that I am going to tell you how to fix..

Why.. because it should be easier to send flowers.. so if you have a moment perhaps you might simply read... absorb...I am like a nice wine you drink after running out of beer..

Lets talk service:  With Facebook connect, twitter connect, google connect you would get a tone of geographic and social info.. like perhaps I am not still with the girl a year later.  nothing sucks like that email.. It would of been much cooler if you could make it send your friend flowers or chocolates.  have you considered working with zchocolates which they can deliver anywhere in the world.  Toys, games... you have the infrastructure for it do you know with your flower side service.  Old books would be cool.  Lots of old bookstores around.  There is so much more you can do..

And the cool thing is you offer 3 types of discounts.
5% if you tweet
5% in you add to your facebook feed
5% if you do a youtube video on it

I still wouldn't do it because I am private that way.. and you could offer post x date notice.. meaning you won't tweet, just have the user send a video after and get a paypal discount. 

Have you seen ijustine.  She is super hot tech nerd who made it cool to dance in an apple store.. it has given apple millions of dollars in free publicity.

Zcholcolates could offer a post deliver dance I am high on chocolate discount. All you have to do is send us a link to verify you did a video and we will pay you for the marketing 5%, or even just a bit.ly short url which they can add to any feed.  that is how amazon is making a killing.  That changes the whole game.  I can link to almost anything.. me dancing to a song is me selling that song.

Just imagine this.  Flora handles my love life.  I am a man and lets face it we need a lot of help.  Dates, times, things they like and dislike.. somedays it is so hard to remember all the crazy ass things woman expect of men.  how about a private DM say take your fuckin pill.. lol..  harry potter like screamers..

Each store.. let us go back to where the dream began.  Flower people are this strange and magical bunch.. cause they know the guy has no idea what he is doing.. that is what flowers say.. hi I am a dumbass male.. these looked pretty.. here.. want to have sex..

It takes a special person to mix flowers together.  It would be cool to learn more... more you say I say all it takes is a web cam and a PC.. Microsoft says we are all PC's.. the same. personally I say we are more like apples.. unique individuals.. I am not some dam robot.. like everyone else.. I will not assimulate.. I am igebadia.. and I am blogging about your site.. so I thought I would email it.. I am the crazy man of the internet.. from a parallel galaxy I have come to earth to find the 5 daughters of chaos...

To stop the googolians.. not google silly... that is the mean life a vampire.. it is the one thing that was different.. they live almost forever.. the ones we kill lower the mean life.. but they are fantastic at using the inhabitants of a planit to mine it of all natural resources and then they essentially make bloodwine out of the people.. who just think the process is well like the perfect streetdrug.. what you don't really think it was the crooks who invented crystal meth do you.. comeon.. all it took was a recipe.. the rest... always idiots in this world...

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random madness

his question?

What would you suggest to improve a sites performance? What should be taken into consideration before starting posting content?

My answer

It can't be your only form of marketing. Social sites and websites that direct traffic like digg and twitter can be huge sources of traffic. I never understand you guys. you are all in love with paying PPC where the cast per click is higher because you have to assume a percentage will be oops I clicked my mouse.

You can buy a 1000 facebook accounts from some guy in india. It is ridiculous how much we pay for the sins of others. I find for the small guy will get swallowed in this. To compete online you generally need 3 things. Someone who can photoshop, someone to video edit. This could be the same thing.

Your company based on the popularity of reality TV, the office, youtube, how do they do that. We are so desperate as people to connect with others and not hate. 9/11 killed our ability to trust others in person. World really is not a good place anymore.. oh no the madness,, the monkeys in the brain.. sorry dear boys

multiple personality disorder they call it, WHAT is wrong with all you dumbass companies... you are over thinking social. you all need to change at how you see a company. you want to market in a social world it means your people are the stars. what did the recession and 8 years of bush do to the minds of america, plus privacy violations, scams, million dollar bonuses for rich bankers who lost millions...and billions .. then were given billions which you paid for with your taxes.. to give themselves more bonuses. Not to mention the reasons for the war in Iraq are the greatest farce especially when we all continue to ignore all the human rights violation in africa. Not just america, china also..the world...we all ignore the holocaust when we allow it to happen over and over again.

see the thing about this world is when you drop the masks the most profitable moral value set to have for a corporation is to appear to have the moral set which gets you more profit. 2009 which be the year google became a corporation... appear being the keyword.. people see through it. Try brute honest truth. Satire.

dam go to your kids school.. say to the drama department.. we need them to direct the people in my company in a weekly the office type show. gives you two feeds.. a behind the scenes where your video people will video tape the students directing..

go what.. we already know our parents are not smarter than their kids..

the social world online is the same as off.. except the kid that got bullied and is unhappy will troll you.. you need to write the story of your company from the guy who goes and gets drunk in china, ends up having the crazist..

Video is the most powerful tool for business. It is the most effective way to create an emotional connections... and on youtube loyality is everything. you can direct traffic to where you want.. all you have to do is be interesting. got an idea.. muhahaha.... I am going to rule the world.. no wait that is the wrong one.. I am going to save your mind.. I got meself a genuine arc angel of rock.. acdc voice.. blow your mind..

see online you can tell stories.. why not be a narrative. be proud we are geeks.. it is the age of the geek.. youtube,twitter and facebook are the new face of entertainment. your people make your company great.

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A nice email.. which is a change..lol

Why not run a silly little contest and the winner gets to guest host a segment of your show... the contest would be do a video on why NHL free agents should come to edmonton.  Make a play on that whole Danny Heatly thing.  Tell people to upload the videos to their youtube channel.  Then they have to @jason_mcgregor the link.  You can determine which one you pick..

ijustine who if you have a niece or a daughter you likely want them to watch her on youtube.  She is one of the few people who have done it without using sex or violence.  She had 15000 twitter followers and then after a few contests like this she had 500 000.. now she did appear on law and order, did get to interview Ashton Kutcher.. so she had help but the idea is still the same. 

You got a ton of fans who love the Oilers... they complain each year why nobody loves us...

Just an idea.. I give you a hard time cause I want you to do well...

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What to do when a girl calls the cops on you for being an idiot?

There I was in Mexico, next to my favorite palm tree, two margirittas next to me with a good book... then bam.. all of a sudden out of no where comes this Elvis looking kid talking about how he wants to be a rock star... am I from Canada, do I know anyone who can help him, by the way my ex got a restraining order against me.. I smsed anyways on xmas and she returned it saying she never wants to hear from me again.  Then he goes on to tell me all about their relationship.. as he does everyone he talks to..   you have to laugh I suppose cause it was like looking in the mirrior.  Getting your heart broken is one thing, having them go to the cops because we don't have enoough confidence to walk away is another.  It is the curse of the poet.. the singer... the artist.. we feel more and thus the loss becomes so huge that we are desperate to not feel it again or maybe she is just a cruel bitch... not that it matters.. because the key to being alright, being successful in life has nothing to do with anyone else.  It is about us, about being ok with who we are... It would be easy for me to make up many good reasons for not walking away in time... a tragic childhood, being fat, ugly and having a small dick..

but at the end of the day none of them hold any water.. love or not knowing how to deal with the loss of love made you a little insane.. and when other people.. not even the police, but other people start having to get involved maybe it is time to just take a step back and focus on you.. say fuck her and focus on likely yourself a little more.. which you wish you could do but you don't really know how.. how the hell does one let go.. well to be honest, as a guy, lots of safe sex but you have to be careful cause you are not ready to date so you need to not fall for the girl you have sex with.  Don't lie to her either, just tell her you are looking for some safe rebound fun... and do your thing... many times...have a dozen rebound girls if you need to.. but do not date cause it will end the same way..

You got to take control of your life... figure out what you want for this life and make it happen.  In his case it should be school and music.. make those two things the priority because they will keep doors open.. and the most important thing is learn from your past.. do not hide from it.. I always tell people about my past.. they have the right to know if they are investing their hearts into the relationship and girls appreciate honesty.. and USE A CONDOM.. all the time.. why would you kill yourself for some girl.. unless it was a heroic situation... sorry god.. I was stupid, stuck my dick in a girl and then my dick got the hiv, making it impossible to have sex so it punched me in the balls until I died..

Your an idiot god would say.. see that hole, going down to where you hear the music.. we call it sweat yoga... what he doesn't tell you of course is you will have to do hot yoga for eternity, surrounded by hot girls you can never have sex with.. and you can't even masturbate..

This is igebadia.. the master of the heart and how to fuck up relationships... tell your mother if she is hot.. your sister if she is over 18..

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What is the problem with this site and how do they solve it?

There I was watching TV and one of those really boring ads came on about car insurance.  It was focused on the over 50 ground at 10:26PM which seems to defy the in bed by 10 idea I had about old folks.  Now me being a webnerd I went to their site and the thing that annoys me is having to call to get a quote.  I hate talking to insurance people.. they blab and blab and eventually you say yes to shut them up...  Me I want something stupid simple where I enter the least amount of info possible and get a somewhat accurate quote.  For a clean driver it should be that simple.  For someone who has a few accidents then I understand the phone call but for a clean driver.. well it should be easier...but it is ok cause they invest in TV, and the over 50 club which means the phone is still the prefered option.. dam you old people..

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Get your H1N1 vaccination for $18...lol

Got to love the fear based marketing used to sell h1n1.. which you can now get at your local pharmacy.. wallgreens in the US... good job.. quickly you might die from the flu which we mutated after sticking you full of flu shots... I am not saying you should or shouldn't.. I am just saying it all fits together too perfectly... something fishy about antiviruses that essentially will cause it to mutate.. meaning it will be back, bigger than ever... evolution will find a way...

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Who runs your marketing department?

Come yall.. what were you thinking with that silly ad?  First off something like that would do a lot better on youtube where low quality videos do well.  You would be smarter setting up a few games to tweet winnings.. or something like that.  Have a deal where if a person does a video to youtube, tweets or comment to their facebook feed they get $20 worth of chips.  There is so much you all could do to promote your casino that would be far more effective than that video.  Go social or go home and really you want to put native historical leaders next to casino?  I find that kind of an insult to the beautiful heritage... when will these idiots learn about marketing..

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Strangest job application ever

One would argue this is simply not possible what you ask for in your job posting.  A creative mind, the mind of a dreamer who can look at a series of API's which you are listing below.  By the way you should not limit your scope to fads.  You want to see where the market is headed.  The key is not some new technology as much as it is linking the old ones together in contextual ways.  Youtube should be first because it is the most powerful social interface on the web.  It offers something the rest cannot and that is the ability to claim it was satire.  In English that would be you can say whatever you want and get away with it.  You almost lose faith in our world when you dare to dance upon YouTube.

We are going towards an age of a virtual actor.  The age where your social imprint will matter as much as your resume.  A world where you can interview for a job over lunch.  2 guys getting to know eachother over a burger.  No papers, no list of questions.  You can look into the eye of the person and say who are you and shake there hand.  Michael Arrington is wrong when he says a handshake does not matter.  Every sales person will tell you that the handshake.. well maybe not every sales person.  Ones who remembers that human contact releases some chemical in your body that makes you feel good.  Do you know a conversation with someone reduces the chances of suicide 50%, what would a hug do?

Forgive me I have such randomness to me.  You offer the job that dreamers like me wish they had because for some reason, a childhood of self hate, followed by an adulted hood of depression and more self hate.  A watershed moment saying goodbye to a job I hated selling technical software to powerplants all over the world.  I spent 8 hours a day online and am developing my own social brand online.  There are moments of truth and utter idiocy.

I have been watching what the top tubers have done.  Mimicing some of there comedy styles with my own.  I created a narrative that will allow to me to do a greater number of videos.  Multiple personality disorder.  I have a great natural understanding of people.  I suppose you could say I tried very much to fit in.  To be like everyone else which is why I am so different. 

I live in ideas.  I rarely care if someone has done something like it because my attitude is simply do it better.  I notice or find the flaws in most programs and websites.  It is in the flaws we can gain followers.  Flaws cause people to be emotional which is what makes someone click buy it.

I have bad grammar.  I am eccentric.  I dream that I can take a laptop that will be very light, will last a 13 hour plane ride with internet connectivity from any place in the globe.  It will have a remote video, picture camera that will allow me to quickly upload, blog, email, facebook or tweet all incoming media, which I can add tags, description plus a few other gadgets all the while I am standing in a little boat in the middle of the largest landfill on earth, the size of Texas in the middle of the pacific ocean.  Then afterwards on the boat ride back, I send my lead engineers in North America who will draw up and manage a group of people in some 3rd world country to do the coding.  My engineers would just put it all in place.

For some reason I see the web in a series of steps.  I remember reading that each step in terms of just probably reduces the chances someone will succeed by 50%. 

I started this email by saying you are asking for two people in this job when you look at brain types.  You are saying the archutech and the carpenter can be the same person even though often they have very different minds. 

You want to know what people need and will need in the future, you want a guy who kissed a crocidel.  Walked in a private museum in China while doing business and then going to a bathhouse where you get naked with a bunch of guys.  It was how the rich bath since they can only bath 3 times a week.  You want to get rich, make a shower that will allow people to show 7 times in 3 days of showers.  The pollution there will burn your skin. 

Teach me to code, teach me to do the work.  I will work my ass off to do it because I need a computer in the shower because of the ideas I have.  Right now I have in my mind a Youtube styles app that would be a firefox or chrome app, would be a mobile app and a desktop app. It would be so useful that it would be sold as a subscription service.  The problem is working with India is slow.  Money is tight.  I would love to be able to learn to code but I need a job. 

Online I go by igebadia.. the mad genius who is going to save the world..

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The team 1260 and just a game.. feed me

Is FM radio all you want to be?  Really, this is it... cause you have real chemistry with that girl.. you all should be doing a webshow together which no commericals.. you say it is a reality.. I say bah.. just be interesting.. here is the thing.. I think you two would do very well online.  It is really simple.  All you do is get a webcam.  You link it to twitter and a facebook fanpage.  The video gets auto loaded to youtube.  I love the web, I love what you can do with it.  Creating your own brand.  Building yourself as a brand is key for anyone in your industry.. from another angle why wouldn't you do something that can generate another source of revenue for you.  that christmas gift show was money.. it was the best you ever had.. you both have this sexy vibe going back before.. she seems like the hot milf.. you are this happening bachelor.. and she educates you and then us..

Someday you will go I get it.. someday you will go maybe this crazy fucker from the web.. who is crazy... and by the way tell all the guys that if you say there is nothing wrong with being gay after talking about a gay athlete... you are not comfortable with it.. cause honestly it is the gay dar that freaks me out.. what if I have a gay moment.. it goes off.. the doubt..

I am wierd, eccentric and you never know how much is real or an act.. I am building myself into a social brand.. All you have to do is a simple video response to say ESPN or associate press videos.. talk about your sports memories.. I have made money talking about my penis.. that is right.. they call my channel tales of the penis cause what are the best stories.. the locker room ones.. the stuff we lie to girls about.. they call me igebadia.. and I am the evolution of the web.. you are a brand.. start taking yourself more seriously cause you are worth way more than this.. 

You want more twitter followers.. do a 10 follow and then way two days and unfollow them.. do 10 over a longer period of time.. having a low twitter count.. below a 1000 is silly with how easy it is to game it.. you will say what about you.. I hate twitter.. seriously can you see me saying anything in that little amount of space. twitter is like wearing a condom.. you do it cause you have to but you hate the idea of anyone knowing where you are all the time cause your a man and sometimes what you do in mexico should stay in mexico.. who am I... I am the man who will stand up for your penis... I am the one who will tell you that the antibacterial soap lowers testosterone and you know you have used antibackterial soap to clean yourself where you need testosterone..   I will not rest until every man is tested.. we get all the clean people together and banish the dirty so we can have no more condoms in sex.. what.. where am I.. who am I talking to..

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Can we talk about your twister golf thingy

I had a chance to see your you on "the shark"  and I loved your energy.  I went to your site and felt I needed to drop you a line.  If you could take that energy and put it on youtube you could easily create a social cobweb to power your sales because you are a star.  A cop trying to make his dreams come true.  All you do is do a weekly video on youtube, grab that url, email post@posterous.com and then set up autoposting to a shopify.com which would power your online sales and to be honest they offer a much more pleasing and SEO friendly site with paypal sales.  

I would also suggest getting it on amazon and then grabbing the bit.ly affiliate link amazon allows you to get and put that in the youtube sidebar.  Have a facebook fanpage and also twitter.  The reason being is people are going to like you and want to help you.  Flea markets are nice but the online world is much nicer.  There are even some sites that are like info commercials online.

Forgive me if I am jumping around.  It is just when I see someone who is passionate about their product and it gets such a good review in regards to engineering it gets me a little excited and crazy because you can do so much part time online.  Even doing ebay sales can make you money and it is really easy to do once you set it up.  It could be 5 tweet messages a day... man you can isolate your market using twitter.. you can run promotions.. the facebook fanpage can reach other peoples feeds..

anyways I am all over the place.. anytime you have any questions regarding the web.. http://gebadia.com

I don't charge anything... not about that.. just a web nerd...

http://www.thetwistercleaner.com

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What exactly does it say that Mark Pincus is up for CEO of the year?

For those who don't know scamville is a story techcrunch.com did about zynga and some of its mobile ads that were alleged to be scams.. or something like that.   Mike does a better http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/10/31/scamville-the-social-gaming-ecosystem-of-hell/ email him well your at it.. tip@techcrunch.com and tell him he needs more hot girls writing about tech.. and for new users your names are confusing.. you need to let people know Robin is a guy all the time.. seriously it is like you all don't get drunk all the time in the states... what is with that.. the one thing canadians can do is drink.. it is cold here... dam what else are you going to do to fight the cold.. I got silver heat blankets trying to keep the heat in... we keep going to war for oil but when does my heating bill go down.. seriously why does it cost more now for gas.. have we made less advances over time.. ??  then we basically lower property and business value.. dam 20 million for ilike..  some might argue ilike made more sense for them.

But for real it is kind of sad that facebook does not just make a music sale platform for indie artists... listen to it for free online, pay to get it to your phone or mp3.  the reality some people will pay for it.. the rest will find a way.. I don't mind paying for music I like. 

Sorry I get random sometimes so Zynga CEO basically admitted this and it makes him a candidate to be CEO of the year.  Cause online there are really no morals other than get what you can before you get caught.  Cubics was supporting those type of ads cause I got an email from them saying we will no longer do there ads..

It always gets me as a facebook app developer..  each person that is scammed is a possible client that is lost cause you do not come back when you are scammed.. people get screwed over once and they are like screw that.. you don't mess with people's phones.. and they tell there friends, other parents who talk..  It hurts the whole app ecosystem.  IF what techcrunch is saying is correct then how is Zynga any better than AIG.  You screw over the peasants and get rewarded for it.  What we need is an app gov't where we police ourselves cause this shit pisses me off. 

That is the problem online.. you get people who will sell there soul for money.  They do not care..  do you think Google or Microsoft care if the links they send you to in there ads are to crap sites... see that is the fundamental problems with ads.. one bad site and we will never use the ads again.. good sites and we will.. furthermore annoying is annoying.. look at the ads in videos.. you just hate them.. you know that you will never use that company for annoying you.. if ad people could just grasp useful.. just think, and stop programing..

Nothing Zynga did was illegal.. nothing AIG did was illegal.. we are not much different than africa ripe in corruption.. we just legalized it, wrapped it up and it is corporations... but the good news is rich folk don't generally go to heaven.. we do.. you get to be poor on earth and then go to heaven.. I feel like I am getting played..

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brandbuilding.com we got to talk about your website

I would argue that the favicon may be small but when I look up it becomes the logo I come to see as your site.. the big guys do it and really it is a tiny little picture.  how do you expect someone to take you seriously when you don't address the most important aspect of new branding.. people are brands.. how we are moving towards a time when your social impact.. the number of followers you have in different platforms will be more important than resumes or degrees....

your brand needs work.. I am sorry to tell you this.. it just does.. I have yet to come across anyone that gets it right.. you can't be a logo in a social world, you do not belong.  People do and that is the coolest part cause all you have to do is help people succeed in an interesting way and you will build the kind of loyalty you cannot buy..

go social.. they call me igebadia.. my education 18 hours a day online.. an unhealthy amount of time... but I get the madness is the web... you need to embrace the web.. stop being old and boring ok... you need to start listening to rock n roll until your head hurts.. I call it the blender.. going to have to do that soon.. some whisky.. some rock and roll.. and I am going to be brand building in a way that is more effective than you can imagine..

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Enjoy the show

I always pick a friend of sorts to email my crazy stories because shouldn't they get the guy stories.. if I am emailing a girl who their is no chance, not even a little then she should get the guy stories right... can't put them in her feed... cause then the little girls she teaches to swim... ok I can't think of swimming.. I am strange with girls... I give them the memory..  It was hard to see swim teams after this girl.. she made the right choice for her and as a guy you just go dam each time... each time you meet her through the randomness of life someone else beats you too it..  she looks like a normal girl... boring.. being an accountant.. I mean come on now.. with me she could of been a made up hero on the internet and that wouldn't be her at all... butterflys are wild in a way.. gypsy hearts... whose lifes and actions speak about who she is.. how in the subtle ways you only see when you are lucky enough to see her in that light...she will forever be the one you want to sleep with...

I mean honestly the rest of the crap.. yadyadyad... can I be more gay.. this is the problem when you are the poet.. you always are lovey dovy dovy.. I had my chance with her.. I have analysed the situation and long term complications.. the fact I suk at letting go but finally did it with a girl.. who got to me like the guy she had to give another chance.. the guy she left me for.. I wanted her to know that it is all good.. I get it... there are always people in our lives that the door is never closed.. that you need to make rulz for.. that is right.. the secret when you are half crazy and fucked in the head like me you cannot trust yourself...

I decide to get insecure on new years.. I always do this when I do not sleep the night before, I am tired and feeling fatalistic about flying.. why would anyone blow off their penis.. that is just wrong.. we need to change the topic...

So Wendy which is what I am calling this girl.. god spoke to me.. she should feel lucky it could be heart and stroke.. in my story.. in the tale from the mind of the madness.. she would be the geeky bookstore owner I would come to find out some lore or something.. with glasses.. and she would wear jeans.. she rocks jeans.. she rocks in just about everyway.. she is one of the girls that when you put that ring on her finger you do a dance cause you married above your studd muffin rating..

If I had any advice to her guy I would say get Cilias.. antibacteria soap has killed your penis and the time before the first and second and third time you know the time where as a girl your like fuck another one and done.. he is tired.. 18 teen year old.. wow da wow.. and frankly he should want to devour you.. there a magic to the way you are make a guy feel special in small wonderful ways.. you do not realize how many women suck at communicating love.  Do you know who was the nicest girl? 

Do you remember that flight attendant.. Flew to To to spend 2 days in a hotel have sex... I don't really enjoy sex anymore, haven't for a long time.. kind of bored when it is just sex, but even though she was emotionally messed in some ways.. she new how to make you feel sexy.  you know it was really hard to hear because we often have the worst impressions of ourself.. which is logical I suppose cause we have lived with ourselves our whole life.. evil when we bathed in shit..

I didn't it cause sometimes when we talked she would giggle... sometimes she would masturbate to me on the phone.. on gchat.. gvideo and fun... it was hard for me though.. you get older you get fatter..

You know why people cheat Wendy.... cause they are lacking in some way as a result likely from childhood pain.  people do drugs, people smoke, people chew tobacco, smoke weed, do meth to escape from a reality we can handle.  pictures that tear you apart... the past is often like a million worst versions of you.. failed moments when it took simply in believing in oneself.. funny how really the journey in life is figuring out what your brilliant in... and having the courage to go for broke...

You want to sell books Wendy.. you must be a pretentious, hot ass bitch.... If it is something you want to do I have a $1000 in the crazy ass books.. from throughout history.. it is yours.. free.. take them.. and let me teach you how to build that store yourself online, create a side income for yourself and then use that to go on vacation, start your own store.. you got to really focus on stuff you like.. the most important thing is to get the story of the book.. cause so many books have stories..

I know a lady whose father wants to sell his books so he can lower his estate value, english stuff.. his books are better than any bookstore you have ever seen.  Wendy his stories come with cheeses and wine.. if you love books you must talk to.. o dam now I have  to give her a name.. hot lips.. she is a good kisser.. it is not my fault... You have no idea how boring software that runs powerplants really is.. she knows how to make you wonder about the "MILF"  not enough cause dear gosh you know how easy it would be to fuck with her heart... she struggles has a lot of people do from extreme emotion.. a case of the crazies..

all it is, is not being able to handle our emotions at all times... cause some people feel more which is a blessing and curse..   hotlips is cool sometimes.. and yah if I had a chance I would tag that.. guys are dogs.. I mean honestly.. you only regret the ones that give you something permanent..kids or stds.. other than that who cares.. you say god forgive me... lol.. I am so bad..

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Your website scares me...

Normally I would yell and be a jerk cause online to get heard you often have to, but I am feeling nice today.  You really do not want autoplay features on a website.  The first reason is because it scares the poop out of people and you all have it on more than one page.  Plus it is something that spam sites do.  The second thing you might look at is no favicon.  Consider how popular tabs are when you have more than one site open at a time.  You talk of building brands then why would you not do that in tabs?  Put a link back to the homepage beneath the top banner. 

Now looking at your team the one thing I think you are missing is the social cobweb which allows businesses to move away from a faceless logo and really bring back trust... you are able to really connect in a very direct way through the different social networks.  Not to mention if you know what your doing you could even turn marketing into a source of revenue...  here you all are doing a commercial on the online TVguide station when you should be focusing on building an online presense for your company which is so valuable to your clients that they tell their friends...

Hey man I used this company for my brand building and I fan their fanpage on facebook cause once a day I get a really well written article on marketing tidbits in a social world.  They do this weekly video show which is hilarious where you learn and you can't stop laughing.. sounds cheesy but it is true...

You can do so much online now.. it is amazing and 90% of the businesses in this world get it wrong because they use the old rules that do not apply in a social world.. no logos, but people, cause that builds trust.. and trust is everything.. move past the faceless company...

Your company has what 5 people... with just an email a week you could power your own social cobweb using posterous and even make money doing it... s

Nobody listens though.. I email clothing stores saying each store could power a feed.. nobody listens.. I try to tell them about the apple store and how people love to do videos which is free advertising.. I mean millions of free advertising.. nobody listens.. instead they have realitors annoy people on facebook.. or twitter spam.. or annoying email campaigns.. why, in what would is it a good idea to annoy people...

the name is igebadia.. I am a brand.. if you ever have any questions about the social world.. I am the man... PS.. you might want to highlight your companies feed on your site and isn't readability more important than looking snazy?? your site is not very readable... 

ps.. I blog everything.. with twitter do you realize that you can tweet from the bathroom... and there are websites that will highlight that.. it is a messed up world online.. and the scary thing is even the prof at standford when he did a course on Facebook and wrote his book, didn't even have a photo on his profile until I yelled at him online.. Another girl I know learned blogging from a prof who wasn't sure what blogging was for... I don't spell check my blogs.. just go with it.. cause it is social.. perfection is not required...

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We should cheer for the Oilers to lose if we are smart

The response I got:

You clearly aren't as smart as you think since I am on Facebook with a group and I twitter...

I asked a simple question. You want to be a dick about Mr. genius be my guest.

Jason Gregor

TEAM 1260 Edmonton Sports Radio

Show Host and Play-by-Play

justagame@theteam1260.com

Lets have some fun:

This always happens.. see I have to blog in an interesting style and the guy I copy on the email gets mad even though I am trying to help him. Would I like to be nice?  Hell yah but they never listen.. it is my curse..

1.  Groups are kind of dead.  The facebook fanpage offers you a much higher intigration into the users profile.  The "fan" is huge plus after 25 fans you can choose a vanity URL.  Not to mention you can add apps to your fanpage.  Trust me you want a fanpage and I guess a group.  I mean I have one but I get much more user interaction in a fanpage.. well actually it is my app page. 

2.  http://www.justagame.ca/  Your website should highlight your social URL's.  You want your fans to tell their friends and that is why social networks are so important. 

3.  Twitter Background:  Jason you deserve better than that tired twitter background.   Don't you think you are more kickass than that background?

4.  Ustream:  Why wouldn't you do all your shows live on ustream?  Partner program which means if you just get enough people to sub you their, sub you the same way people sub rockstars who release videos on ustream http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/11/17/shakiras-stats-dont-lie-facebookustream-music-video-debut-is-a-hit/  

5.  YouTube:    http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTurks  again he makes money off his show and ads just like you but he also makes money off youtube...

6.  appmakr.com  this is just cool, when you conside it would cost you $10000 to get your own app.  $200 to build your brand.. to get your podcasts sent straight to an iphone or itoouch.. dam.. and you can add ads...

Yes I was being an ass but that is because you have to be today with your industry.  The people went to marketing school did before social networks..  I use to love listening to your show but now there are so many ads.. most suck...

You can nitpick about the two things you pointed out.. you can nitpick at my arrogance.. I could tell you that I use to be nice.. I use to email companies all the time about things they could do to make more money... but you wouldn't care.. and frankly branding is something in this new world I just get.. 4 episodes of depression in my life.. learning to connect to people online.. using social networks 18 hours a day which is very unhealthy has taught me everything I want to know..

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We should cheer for the Oilers to lose if we are smart

If you look at the NHL you see the Penguins and Blackhawks as two teams that really sucked for a couple of years doing well now.  Why you might ask am I mentioning this, well when you live in the freezing cold north you don't have a chance to build the right kind of team through free agency.  I know all your fans were all in arms at Heatley not wanting to come to Edmonton but honestly can you blame him.  Edmonton is not a nice place to live relative to a lot of the upper class neighborhoods in the US.  What do we have going for us?  No rats, no cockroaches and smaller spiders. 

Even the Canadians or Leafs haven't been able to get top players.  The only way to build is through the draft.  The problem is we are always stuck on the edge of making the playoffs so we refuse to do a fire sale.  Suck really bad playing our young players and get a star in the draft.  I am sorry but Sam Gainger or however you spell it will never be a star.  Hemsky will never be a star.  They might be good players but aren't you tired of watching players you use to score 50 in junior stuggle to get 20 in the NHL...

Which brings us to this year of the Oilers... are you going to tell me that they are going to win the cup... still holding out hope for the 8th place finish to game 7 of the cup finals.. WAKE up dumbasses, stop inhaling cow poop... We need to suck bad, get that Hall guy or whatever his name is.  Have him play with Eberle..

If the goal is to win a lot of cups, we need two stars...

Jason why do you like to lose money?  Seriously is it the way I am blunt about things.. you media people have no clue about the internet.  When I say you should get a gebacard which is an cobweb of free social sites which allow you to maximize the use of all your possible media, text, picture, video.... and run it through places where the ads can be clicked...

Lets be honest you are a day and a cut back of being a relic.. every Sirus sign up is one less ad dollar.. the fact you have increased the number of ads in not innovative ways will reduce your viewers because we don't listen to ads, we jump.. we hate ads..

If you were smart you would create a blogger showcase.. where people like me would pay to do a 20 second smack down and at the end you say this is brought to you by so and so...  that would give a lot more ad dollars to you.. dam you could say for $50 a month we will read the url at the end of your email write in.. but don't suck..

You could really engage your users.. I would go through the trouble of describing how you can build an iphone app.. but JASON you are a brand.. for $200 you can get an ad enabled.. that is the most expensive cost..

You think I am crazy cause how I talk.. I think you are crazy cause you are not listening.. your industry is dying because you all refuse to wake the fuck up and evolve.

It starts with ustream(partner program)
you give your fans the ability to create mashups which they can load to there youtube channels.
you all do your own mashups
then vote on which one is the best
suddenly your online world is alive
take the video url
email it to post@posterous.com
put an ad in the about you, from cj.com
autopost to your blog, or adsense enabled blogger
it auto updates your facebook and if you do not have a fanpage you are an idiot...it is the most powerful viral feature on the web.
it updates twitter... and you should do a tweet of the day..

appmakr lets you build an app for $200 and all you have to do is pull in your feed. 
shoot you could have all the people in your show basically do some of the same thing.. it is called creating a social imprint.. it makes you more valuable when you have a ton of followers in various sites...

You will ignore me but one day you are going to wake up and realize you are a dumbass.... they call me igebadia..

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build up your blog

Rocco, so what we are going to do is I will do a blog post talking about what I did in terms of winds of pain and then you will email a response to post@posterous.com 

First you have to go to settings in gmail. 

Click accounts and imports.  You want to create a new sent from. 

windsofpain1@gmail.com
Rocco for the name.

Now notice the subject line.  ((tag: word1,word2,etc))

(( )) tell posterous not to show this in the title.  The tag tells posterous they are keywords which help in search engine. 

So from now on we will work in the winds of pain blog, well once I finish setting up.  But this way we tell the story from the beginning.  A blog should be a journey.. a story. 

I got some stuff to do but lets start later today or tomorrow.  I start it and then you just respond.

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I love my dojogirls

I love my dogs.. my dogs rock.  I am always humbled by the amount of love they have where their tales shake, their whole bodies vibrate with love. 

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What momma didn't tell you about anal sex...

Ew grosse you will probably say.  If you are a parent you will say not my little Bella.  If you are religious you will say blapsme.  If you are igebadia you say men are dogs and like to stick their dick where you tell them not to.  We touched the hot stove after you told us not to, we ate the dirt when you said yucki and we will stick our dicks in your daughters ass because it is wrong.  Men are dogs, get use to it.  I know I am making light of this issue, I do it because you parents are a bunch of dumbasses who leave the teaching up to men like me...

who have said

"Sorry I don't have a condom, how about you let me fuck you up the ass?"

And yes she said yes...

Even though anal sex is the easiest way to get the HIV, the AIDS because of anal ripping... that is right your little daughter took it up the ass and got the HIV for her trouble. 

Some even like it...

I still don't get it, but hey women are crazy.. me personally if I was them would ask for a cosmo to read but then again men are the ones with the g-spot in the ass.. if god is all knowing mofo then how come he didn't predict that some men would be gay with a g-spot in the ass...

Lube, lube, lube is what you need, take it slow, warm it up, use your fingers.. getting it in there is not the goal cause if you ram it hard she will be in tears and you won't get to have your fun..

I would say use poppers which are a way of enhancing sex and loosening of the anal muslces but I am scared poops would come out.. lol.. it wouldn't but hey you got to be prepared for poops if you want to fuck the ass..

Woman do not be afraid to say get out you made me want to go poop.. it is better than shitting all over his penis...

grossed out yet...

you should be cause next I am going to tell you about going mouth or penis to anything else.. go to the shower first, or bruch your teeth and gargol. 

Have fun, be safe and have fun again...

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how is the song coming

Rocco how is the song coming?  I hope you are not trying to say everything at once... keep it simple.. remember the purpose of a good song is to make people feel something.. to wake them up from life... you have a world of brainwashed people who feel as if they cannot make a difference so they do not even try.. imagine you have this whole generation of babyboomers which were also hippies who because of religion, of TV, of movies of bought and paid for news cast basically destroyed our world.. head in the sand attitude... now yell about it in a lyrically pleasing hard rock song..

welcome to chaos
where you fucked your children royally
and sat there counting your cash
sorry about the cancer rates
or children not being able to breath
too bad about the crap iling up in the ocean
or fish we can no longer eat

but hey we have boy bands
justin brebare
britneys pussy
L:isney my tits are long lohan..

lol..
yah I can't write music.. lol

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dreams that never happened

I have always dreamed of falling in love with the girl next door.. I suppose I have a lot of dreams that have died since I was young.. since I realized that I am eternally flawed in a way that will not heal..

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random shit from the mind of a madman

Being single and silly I decided to investigate something I saw in TV about dish detergents and turning fish asexual.  You know me, always looking for a way to blame the problems of the world on woman.  Come on being the silly conspiracy theorist likely I would say estrogen in the toilets with birth control pills... without exactly saying why their are any left??  that fact alone scares me you know..
I think anything that you have to remember to do daily at the same time is asking for trouble.. it is why all medication should be in lubracation form.. masturbate and get well... finally a way to be able to watch free streaming porn without feeling dirty.
so anyways I google a few keywords and there is this study that is linking lack of sex drive could be a result of these soaps.  Even worst it could lead to less testosterone production in our bodies which could lead to erecitile disfucntion, which could lead to using viagra or cialis.. I got to tell you my friends.. why the fuck would you use viagra when you get get 18 teen year old dick with super recovering time for 48 fucken hours. 
You could have sex and masturbate 3 times thinking about the sex.  Woman do not get how men and their penises work.. the more sex we have the more we want it and their are so many hot girls that come acround when you are not single.. it sucks ass.. and we have to jerk them off out of our head before our right eye causes us to sin..
And people who think cheating is something people do because they are evil they are so wrong.  It is the need people have to feel close to somoene... can I blame the sailor who is away from home for 2 years living in a war torn country wanting to remember what it is like to be human again.
That is the part that gets me the most sad about these corporate wars.. it is the price our young people pay.. why are we so willing to say 20 000 lives are worth the cost of 4000 rich folk... in wars we can never win, if only you had read the prince by macivellia, LINK in sidebar...  there have never been a more honest view about the reality of war. 
Not only anitbacterial soap create mutant antibacterial that will be kick ass.. they will fuck us up because the problem with bacteria, with viruses is that old evolution possible. 
I tell you something people who think people are so above animals that god must of made us himselves, going hocus pocus.. the more perfect organism in this world is not a human.. it is the most simple, the most perfect a viras or bacteria... it is all about mutations.. accidents in the math..
what a thing it is.. accidents.. how we are all just freaks of nature.. you would have this mass of say the cold virus.. look H1N1, getting his own name.. I can see charles manson saying you made me to the govt and him being right in some ways.. I can see h1n1 evolving into something scarier that we made... h2n2.. or Alquaida sperm...
Forgive me I jump all around and now it is making me not want to have sex and also could cause depression.. I am a slave to the pharmacuetical company... give me that brain medication and penis pills.. oh can you pass me another bottle of the anit bacterial soap...
It is time these companies paid for their sins.. MERCK, GSK, Novartis.. make me my penis cream.  It is simple.
1.  Water based lube:  This is needed for safe sex.  Saying your kids aren't getting fucked up the ass is lying. 
2.  Vitamen Penis: some kind of vitamen which makes my penis healthy. 
3.  Shaving cream: It should give a nice close shave because this is key.. listen dumbasses men will not buy ky or other such things because gay men buy that stuff or it means we cannot turn on our girlfriends.  OUr moms, sisters and family think it is grosse.. 
Listen I am not joking here.  You do not know the type of creams men put on their penis.  IT should not be that hard to masturbate but because we make it seem wrong cause those fucken lets blow up muslims and dicriminate against the poor tight ass I need to blow my load republicans love to make us feel bad for loving our body.. cause I love my body 3 times a day, 6 times when I am having sex..
Put your hand up if you have gotten frickon burns... felt bad for it, did not get the privacy and respect to it, even though it keeps us sane.. masturbation is not sick.. it is needed because it calms your nerves.. relaxes you..
You could teach kids to use condoms with masturabation and really reduce the time to errection to omg she is going to fuck me.. to dam condom.. oh fuck I have to go pea... ribbed...
Listen I will sell it for you.. I will market it.. I will stand before the world and masturbate on free streaming porn sites.. lol.. no I wouldn't.. kill my grandma.. but I am not afraid to stand up say.. I am a proud member of of the gebadites... the men of this world that love to masturbate.. do it often and frankly a lot of times it is better than random sex with you in a bathroom, without a condom..
people are so stupid.. in mexico this guy I told him you are going to get the hiv.. he did want to hear it.. I am the guy who emails the young guy and rips into him because he is better than us.. he has to be better..... 
he is.. the problem is I have trouble keeping me focused.. I too have been arrested once.. had a peace bond.. but it saved my life because it taught me I have to figure me out first.. the only way to love is it has to be a reflection of you within.. our world is often dictated by how we see ourselves.. they always seem to be insynced..
This kid.. he sings old rock n roll.. and I am going to fuck over boyband, briebar bought, sold and paid for... by corporate fucken america because they know that music.. it can change the world... and he is now my arc angel of rock... igebadia has his very own rock body guard.. now I got to figure out how to make an 18 teen year old, slow the fuck down, relax, don't stress it mexican who had this energy to hard rock down their... "Winds of pain" the name of who he shall be... "blackjackads" where he came from...
We are saying fuck the man, screw you record labels... the internet has freed us to take control of our own destiny, youtube, ustream, zazzle, adsense, watunes, facebook, posterous, amazon affiliate program linked to twitter, also used withing youtube because it is a bit.ly url.. t
Winds of pain comes from the idea that there are millions who have died as we stood by in indifference.. it is about saying their blood hangs in the air... rock is about the rage of the disechanted. those who are tired of being used... are tired of being sold, indocrination.. propoganda.. religious people leave me the fuck alone.. get lost, I want nothing to do with you and a god that says my way is the only way.. just go away.. gass yourself and except your place as a cult...
you fucked up my world.. you destoryed the enviroment, bastardized my religion and killed people with your choice not to care for what the UN stood for.. too stop genocide.. at 10 000 it is too much.. it becomes genocide... it should not be seen as something we simply can say ok we need to stop it.. but it will cost too much so maybe if we wait it will all sort it self out...
the name is "igebadia"  and you better keep your children at home cause once they turn 18teen.. daddy is going to fuck them, in the ass without a condom at some bar in mexico..

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How will we share files he asks?

A lot of people don't really know a lot about how the internet works.. the problem with video files.. the high cost of youtube is not just storage but the high cost of streaming something across the web.  Video is already in various compressed sizes so it doesn't help a lot to zip it..at least that is what I think.. currently their are a number of ways...

you could use motionbox or other online storage and share but the weakness of the product is that you have to manually upload.. so what I use is dropbox.com.

Rocco, the ark angel of rock n roll, the lead singer from "winds of pain"  the fuck you to the man, slave to the music, fuck you to the record label which you want to hide from your children because he will warp there minds is letting me produce his ass.. we are going to make him so legendary that detroit will stand still when he is inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame.. he will bite the heads off your american idol boy bands that pollute the world..

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