One of the hard parts about being a guy is our virility is judged everywhere we go, no other place more than the dance floor at clubs where it is rumored women judge how a man would be in bed based on how he dances. This is actually one place being tall does not help because lets face the facts being coordinated isn't always the easiest thing when you are on a crowded dance floor in Mexico.
Most times you feel like you are dancing in a bathroom stall unable to really let your body go and flail all around which really would be the fun thing to do... plus when it comes to dancing it is not always cute to watch a bad male dancer like it is apparently to watch some really bad girl who can't dance, dance really, really badly... funny how it works.. if you are fuckable.. then you can look like an idiot on a dance floor.. but if you are a tall guy you better just try not to step on people which is not always so easy. Grinding.. well that is another story. I remember it being hard when I was younger because half the time you are afraid you are going to accidentally move your leg wrong and end up canning some girl.. the worst is when the girl is really, really short... and then your back hurts and when your 33 like me the back always hurts.. frankly I am Canadian and we drink better than we dance.. so I guess that means I would be bad in bed... oh well.. Besides I don't like dancing to get laid.. I like dancing to shake the stress out and let loose.. I mean I am a pretty anal person so.. sometimes when I am at home.. and I feel a little confident I will turn up the music and shake the stress out.. that is what my nebogebo channel was suppose to be about.. sometimes it is just me talking though because music is hard for me.. not to mention youtube never says this song is ok to dance to because we link to it on itunes.. that might make sense.. but don't ever say youtube makes sense. shake the stress out...fan me: http://facebook.com/cybersweetness
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