I have finally after 33 years figured out woman. They are all fucked in the head. That is right, fucked in the head. You want to get a girl don't treat her good, don't give her compliments, don't make her feel good about herself, don't do any of that nice stuff. If you do all girls, ALL of them will walk the fuck over you...
Here I am talking to this girl who admits to me she finds this guy who is an absolute dog, a dog's dog, and she knows knows it, that he is attractive to her... are you fuckin kidding me I think to myself... the guy has kids he has never seen.. has stories that make a guy like me cringe.. I mean to other guys he is nice but to girls he is so rude.. and the fucked up thing is it works.. be an ass to girls.. I think about my own life.. I think about the last girl I was with and how she basically treated me like fucken crap while I did everything for that girl.. It is sad cause the only girl that ever treated me good was the girl I was an asshole to.. sure I could adopt god.. fake it, pray, not think for myself, ignore the fact that religion has ripped the world apart.. but hey I can't be that fucken fake... Woman want to know why men treat them bad.. there is a point in a man's like when they wake the fuck up and realize that to get a girl you have to kill the nice guy.. WELL FUCK you woman, I will never do that and so I say good bye.. I am done with dating.. with fucking.. with touching.. with anything to do with your idiot sex.. I use to be a nice guy and then I woke the fuck up... They call me igebadia and today I am liberating myself from the FUCKEN vagina...Working with a designer in India
Although I cannot show you the pictures of what the guy in India did until I release my application, I can give you advice which I hope will help you if you have to outsource to India. It took me a long time to realize this but you have to hand hold them through each step. Giving instructions with pictures and text is simply not enough. If you try to do things this way you spend a ton of time and frankly sanity trying to fix what the person on the other end either interprets wrong or rushes to finish without paying attention to detail.
see I have a facebook application called cybersweetness. You can see it at http://cybersweetness.com or go to the about page of the app at http://facebook.com/cybersweetness. The idea of the app is to help people display there vanity URL's in their facebook profile or fanpage in a visually pleasing way. the problem was facebook is removing boxes and so I needed to change the boxes into an application tab which I had hoped to do before they make the change. the problem was I trusted a guy in India to do it in his spare time without my guidence. I should of known better and refused this as I have been burned before but I did a very detailed email which in time I shall share outlining every step. He failed to even come close to what I asked getting almost every detail wrong. I am extremely angry to the point where I am close to pulling the plug on the company and finding someone new to work with. Ideally I would like to get a partner for my projects which is just not the application but other websites and blogs who knows code or html but have had no luck yet which is wierd since everyone including myself is out of work.. perhaps god will be kind to me in the new year...Will I ever be able to be happy and alone?
If it seems that I am feeling sorry for myself it is not the intent... the truth is in this life I have nobody I can just be totoally open and honest with.. one friend only wants short emails or she won't read them.. another simply gets too tired reading in a different language... and my heart is full of a million thoughts.. a million things dying to get out without someone to talk to.. people say depression is in your head... and they are right in that the problem is a chemical imbalance in the brain... Is there a cure? If so I have not found it.. drugs lesson the effect but the truth is to really be able to live a content life because happiness is something we get sometimes I think you need tremendous kindness.. you need friends who are willing to distract you.. make you go out when you feel sad... who will sit with you and say just get it out.. do not worry you will offend me with your words.... I am not going anywheres.. tonight I am not going anywheres.. tonight we shall sit and cry together.. talk of death.. get out every morbid thought.. I do not have any answers expect I will hug you after and still feel the same way after...
Sadly I have never found anyone who cared enough about me to do this and the scars inside my heart are too prodound.. the hurt to great to ever let anyone get close to me again... I am sure your first instinct will be to say something like things will change.. but I am a very introspective person.. I spend all my time looking inside me, trying to understand me.. when I say I shall never love again...I say that as a man who has wanted nothing but love his own life but realizes something broke inside this time.. it is different.. I do not have any fight left.. I am beaten.. because I realize the problem isn't with anyone else but me.. a man unable to ever forgive himself for being 13teen... a man who has hated himself to the point he pretended to be anything but himself.. a man whose heart is like a wild fire burning out of control.. That is the hardest thing.. if I am not to find love what is the point of life? I dream of travelling the world putting a face to the pollution companies have done... but that is not about being happy.. it is about helping the world because we are lost within the lies of profit...as for me inside.. I just want to not feel sad... not feel lonely... but perhaps that is a dream for another life...I cannot get close to anyone
It is always a new learning experience when I am around other people after a fail relationship. You start to see how much you have lost and will never get back in a way. Love lost in some ways hinders us from ever finding it again.. we crack inside and lose the ability to believe in love.. the last relationship I was in she said I restored her belief in male female love... and for me she took it away... I was having a cigarette and it hit me that I will not ever let myself get close to people again... that I am damaged and need to be alone as I am now.. in the cool confines of my hotel room... I don't want to go out and see the world because all it does is make my lonely.. and it is too much... too hard.. too much pain inside... life has broke me... it has won.. I simply want a future where I can live on my own with my dogs and not have to be around other people... I don't remember to be around other people..
When will people learn about computers
It is too bad you all likely hired someone with a degree to run your online marketing department when most of the courses in university are pre social internet. The reason why I say this is your article on mom pleads for return of digital memories could of funneled readers to a sun blog or website which rated the various online backup options which linked to places users could buy the products through affiliate programs. That said that lady and all others like her need to get with the digital age. Mozy.com will give you 2 gb's free storage and it is stupid simple. For $5 a month they will give you unlimited... I know people will say it is not safe but it is, they have to be safe. Their business is keeping your files secure and they are the best of the bunch. Believe me I have tried so many. dropbox.com is also a very useful tool for syncing files between multiple computers. Like creating your own shared folder without the hassle of using the network which is slow as hell...
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She thinks she can use our penis to get us to watch her videos... and she is right.. see how you can never trust the penis...
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cats made me lose my mind
Can't find the video I responded too..
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Wigs..wtf.. what are pussy wigs
FLuffeeTalks video
P*ssy Wigs...
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the cats made me talk to the clouds...
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Storm Clouds Amazing Time Lapse
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the cats made me bang my dell on my head...
Don't try this at home..OUCH..
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random shit
they always want to talk some shit.. hi so what ales you my friend. when is the last time you got laid, are you watching enough free streaming porn, are your parents supportive by getting you condoms to masturbate into because package, condom, get it on the penis is important, you should practice. how long does it take to get hard a second time? If it takes a long time get cialis..it is wonderful. don't take 2.. volcano dick.. he will take two..
Good job on the show today
For those who don't know I love to give my thoughts wanted or unwanted to whoever I have an email for. I blog and email them at the same time. In Edmonton where I live at least for now where the spiders are smaller, there are few if no cockroaches and no rats cause global warming has not reached this far north and it is freezing.. each day I get up and grab the lawn chair hoping for the tropics and find snow... and they wonder why hockey players don't want to come here. Dam if you had a choice between somewhere warm or freezing what would you pick.. anyways usually I give Jason the radio voice behind 1260 or one of their shows a hard time because it hurts me to see the man with such a sad website. http://www.justagame.ca/ For anyone who loves the web this is just a blight upon humanity. Not to mention such a waste of good media.. but hey they never listen to me since most people in marketing, who went to school and learned from profs who know nothing of the social world.. they will listen though as they have to choose between being smart or having more ads.. which is the real reason it is so hard to listen to the show. I hate ads..
Anyways today I turned to 1260 and there was this pleasant voice. Usually when you hear a woman talk on radio about sports it is just painful but she was funny.. and she gave me tips on what to do and what not to do in regards to gifts.. the don't get a girl a gym pass.. MONEY.. cause that would be like saying your fat... and the wedding ring thing.. get another gift money.. And suddenly I felt the show making me into a better man.. it was like watching toohotforwords.. http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords and if you have not seen her.. wow.. she has an accent.. she is blond.. she is hot and best of all you get to learn the history of words.. it is money.. So even though this silly xmas which replaced 7 days of pegan fun which was what we should be doing.. dancing around naked and having fun.. and now we have to hang with people we only see once a year cause we love them so much... I decided to give Jason.. props... for making his show a lot better.. and she is hot.. wow.. not a face for radio.. which is why if they were smart they would put the show on ustream, join the partner program.. but hey ustream is just for music stars..... it just makes me so mad to see people not making money when they could.. I mean I have made money on youtube talking about my penis...Leaving my house just for a moment
I am a slave to my PC.. or mac I should say... desperate for a moment of kindness, an email from her.. the one that does not love me I wait desperately hoping she remembers to say hi... I know it is pathetic... even she admits she did not treat me well but a dog always comes back for more.. I am a dog.. it is how this world has always treated me.. kicked me.. I could tell you tales.. things... but you would say I don't want to hear you feel sorry for yourself... how me needing to talk is too hard to listen too.. how you would rather go online and hear other sad stories than someone you know cause then you might have to care... I hate this world.. I find no beauty in it.. getting older is about losing parts of you the best parts.. and in the end all you will have left is an empty shell....
Labels: depression , love , madness , SAD , sadness , seasonal affective disorder
Ask igebadia: Spin me around baby
Question:
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?Geba AnswerWell is he spinning cause I drank too much? Dam if you put a spinning person in front of me I will get motion sickness and become disoriented... I will have to find an asian person to ask... let me post this without your email... Do you have a question? If it doesn't suck or annoy me I might answer it on http://igebadia.com isn't it funny that a poor, broke bum like me can manage to have a way to contact me... but google the biggest company in the world can't manage to have a ask google website.. money must be tight google...
A moment of randomness at Lisa Nova
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My dogs love to can me
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Are the top Tubers selfish attention seeking whores?
I can't help but feel really angry at all these attention seeking folks on youtube. Here we are at a crucial time in our lives when the world is listening, talking about some of the enviromental issues we will all have to face when we get our head out of the sand and you would think the top tubers such as Lisa Nova, Peter Chao, nigahiga or the annoying Fred would take a stand. Sadly that is not the case in this world where it is a me world. Instead of actually doing a video that would benifet the world instead they put out their regular keyword friendly trash to get more views and subs. This is why I believe our time will be remembered or looked upon in the history books as the dumb and indifferent time in the world where were too busy watching fart videos to notice corporations have destroyed our world.. When will people wake the fuck up and start to take some responsiblity.. the blook of the dead, the posioned.. the raped are upon the hands of the indifference and I shall never let them forget.. I will be like a barking dog that will never go away.. Lisa Nova you made the biggest mistake of your life by being nothing more than a self serving...
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We are complete and utter dumbassas!!!
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Taking a vacation.. where should I go..
I have been both to the dominican and Jamaica. Both were less than wonderful as you really didn't feel too safe outside the resorts and the word resort is a loosely used term as there were always flaws you could see and the beaches were less than beachy. I just want to get away.. from myself here in edmonton. I hate the holidays.. the weather.. the lack of light.. the fact that the girl of my dreams is on the otherside of the world and I can't afford to be in the same country to just be in the game and to be honest she barely knows I exist.. truth is I am so tired of feeling sad.. so tired of this life.. I can't remember the last time I felt happy... We are always sold on this idea that there is a new tomorrow.. that is will get better but it doesn't have to.. I loved playing sports.. I loved playing for a school team.. being part of a team... and I will never have that again.. mens league or pickup doesn't bring me any joy.. truth is it is more boring than fun as I loved the balls to the walls thrill of how it was when I was young.. as you get older the cracks of your childhood start to show.. you tend to feel less adequate as time and life take away what it means to be a man.. you realize your never going to have kids.. never going to find love and even if you did later in life you are too old to feel as if you did when you are young.. you look in the mirrior and instead of a cut, muscled body you see...
I must be one of the few people that did not get the h1n1 antivirus cause he hoped he would die.. cause only then will I have peace but no.. I cannot be that luchy.. fucken god... will curse me to live a long life.. I could walk through iraq and likely still be ok...I am cursed to be too cowardly to take my own life and too lucky to have it taken for me.. I am desperately afraid because I have to get a job and my heart is still a raging mess...Family is the worst when it comes to succeeding online
More than once in this process of trying to build a carreer for myself online I have wanted to blow my brains out because of how my family treats me. They never respect what I am trying to do or how hard it is. They never want to do simple things like be quiet when they come into a room because I am trying to do a video. When you try to explain this they never take it seriously until you end up getting mad and then your the bad guy because you dared say be quiet. Then they come up with I hope your successful so you can move out and at that point all I want to do is take a knife and slash my wrists. It is another person in my life tellling me they care about me so much they want me gone... I tell you what.. one day they will have that wish... but not the way they think.. they will come home to my cold lifeless body... You know why I love to travel.. it is because then I don't have to be around these horrible people.. my family who always made me feel like I am a freak.. like there was something wrong with me.. WELL there was you fucken assholes.. but you ignored that didn't you... cause that is the world we live in.. the last people you can ever tell you have problems to is your fucken family... no wonder when I can finally afford to leave they will all be dead to me.. DEAD...
A stupid simple way to market..
Things are not always easy when it comes to getting noticed online. You have to prod, plead and beg. Or in my case I tell stories about my life. I do so in the form of a video response trying to just talk to people than have a script. I don't worry about the quality of the videos because right now it is about exposure.. about reaching people and getting them to sub me. I try to be funny and match the style of the video I am doing a response to. You might say why not just do your own stuff.. and then get 10 views and no subs because the reality the big dogs on the tube are going to get better SEO.. all I am doing is putting my video up as a billboard by the side of the road.. saying he check me out and I catch some of the run off.. it works pretty well and sometimes I even make revinue sharing with my videos.. This is my cat Simaris..
Mancard must: Ask the hot girl...cause she will help you get laid..
Of course it might be with a guy cause dam with her next to you everyone will make a few assumptions.. he is gay for not wanting to bang her.. he is banging her and has a huge horse penis... so I guess I am going to have to be gay.. dam.. gay men are suppose to have bigger penis.. well if the food gives me any trouble, I guess a plunger might come in handy.. I don't want to be gay... but she is fun and I don't have to worry about her wanting to sleep with me. She is the type of person you could have fun with, move past your self made walls. Even though she hasn't responded to your last two emails...
You have to ask.. darling.. I promise not to hit on you over and over again or be annoying.. in all ways I will be like a gay friend.. unless you can find me some hot ass and teach me how to tame chaos your name is woman enough to brave random, casual really fun sex.. I mean hot girls make you look sexier.. the only time you ever get hit on by lots of girls is when you are dating a hot girl.. maybe it works for hot girl friends.. maybe you play the gay card like a movie I watched just recently about some nerd and his friend who got to have a 3 some.. Forgive me but I always feel as if my generation missed out on orgies.. our parents had orgies in the 60's... Kids at 15 are having orgies.. I WANT orgies.. not really.. the idea of having to please two woman.. scares the crap out of me.. dear gosh could you imagine two best friends and all your physical insecurities.. it would be like on american idol in a way.. cause you will think everytime you see them go to the washroom and it will drive you crazy... This picture.. her name is nat.. she looked like a gyspy.. and I got her to come to my room, get naked and agree to have sex with me... with a condom, couldn't get a heart on....didn't have no cialis I am 33.. dam I got maybe 2 years of good sex left.. lol.. I need a hot friend to come to the tropics and help me pick up girls.. This could be a business ideas.. bring a hot girl.. she will help you get laid... What.. it is how you sell cars, beds, shaving creame... I blogged this..We are addicted to racism
In a recent video of mine on my igebadia channel where I talk about racism in the US. The reason I did so is not because any of my thoughts or ideas are new, but because often when the message comes from a black mouth it is disregarded by white folks as just another black person playing the race card. We are very good as people in finding reasons to justify bigotry and stereotypes. So I a white guy decided to highlight some areas in the US which in my opinion are subtle but very real racist policies in government and sports.
Now knowing what I know about this world from my travels I should of expected a backlash from black people because the reality is both american white folk and black folk are addicted to racism. They wouldn't know how to live in a world without it. Proof of this is Mrchicity who commented saying I was a no talent hack.. He is black and from what his comments suggest he does give back to his community which is important. That said he didn't find my comments insightful at all which begs the question why? Why wouldn't a black person in the US agree with someone pointing out some of the very racial issues black people have pointed out? Because black folk in the US hate white folk as much as white folk hate them...It is so obvious to anyone that travels down south... And so the idea of a white guy trying to help is well not appreciated.. cause I am white.. funny how we always judge people on how they look... sad really...The worst feeling in the world is when they say they don't love you
It is a feeling I will never hear again and yet I will hear it everytime there is silence in the air.. it is the feeling that lives within my heart everytime I shut my eyes.. I do not love you... it is what they all say when they look inside and see somoene I do not love.. myself.. they see the way I hate who I am, I hate everything about myself.. This life will never be worth it.. if I had one wish it would be to never be because the scars I have upon my heart will forever doom me to a life I do not want...I do not get the h1n1 vacincation because I do not want to live..... but cannot die... suicide is not something I will do.. I keep asking god to take me.. to end this life of mine which is a waste.....but he won't and I hate god with all my heart for making me...
Why do woman believe men when they tell them how many girls they have been with?
One of the very real things about being a man is having notches in your belt. As discusting as it may sound there is this sense of being more manly if you sleep with more girls. I remember once at a rugby get together these two guys were talking about how many girls they had been with and this guy blurted out in the middle of a conversation he was having 126 girls. I found that odd to blurt out in the middle of a conversation.. but hey at the time I was a virgin so I had never fed my snake.. plus I was hopeful that I would enjoy.. well one woman at that time.. I still believed in love... which I no longer do...
A few years later I was in the Navy on the gunrun and this very nice guy told his long time girlfriend he had been with 6 girls when he had been with 20... Another guy who I played football with was a virgin 3 times.. The whole point being that men lie and woman believe them.. and let them fucke them without condoms, without getting tested... and I just don't get why? Do you want AID's, herpes, or many of the other STD's which are easier to catch for woman and can have much more serious consequences.... Men are generally happy to be having sex.. but we will lie, cheat or steal to not have to.. as sad as it sounds it is up to woman to say no.. to say bag it.. cause men are just that stupid.. but if you make us we will.. we will likely last longer.. and be better in bed.. plus you won't have to worry for 6 months about having the HIV.. check out my youtube channel... http://youtube.com/igebadiaigebadia... the youtube acid freak....
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I am a shenanigan...
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Your roomate is masturbating... what do you do?
This Author dude.. Harlan from Harlancohendotcom http://bit.ly/8Sn5Jo who wrote the book said this...
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No idea what this video is about.. happens
This is a video from shaetards and frankly he rarely gives anyone who isn't a friend props so fuck him...
STOP VLOGGING WITH MY WIFE! (12/1/09-272)
Surprise...surprise..someone else likes them young...
shat from ishatonu http://bit.ly/88beNV
CHILD MOLESTER, Pleasure P arrested for child Molestation? Pretty Ricky destroyed?
But then you guessed it the igebadia which ishatonu use to favorite on his channel responsed... use to favorite... not loving you ishat anymore... I have no patience for those who fuck over children... I would gut you from asshole to head and feel nothing doing it... but we live in civilized times where we let out the sickos... and make a website and then just hope it is someone elses kid.. not our own... some fucken world we live in..
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Dam you itunes...
I have xmen and any given sunday stuck in some loop in my itunes player... for all the good things itunes does it seems to work very hard to be annoying.. I don't know how many times I have to enter the same fucjcken password over and over again in itunes... even the dam the scroll bars are next to impossible to click on.. they rarely update their fucken shows in a predictable fashion.. people on youtube are more reliable.. would it kill them to tell us when they will have a tv show available to download.. just be a little dam predictable? No..
Lets travel the world Peter Chao and taste its fruits.. ((
Peter Chao from pyrobooby http://bit.ly/7kfp4u did a video about....
Who the hell is justin Bieber!?!I want to know who this justin bieber so I decide to do the research and he beating me on youtube and get sign by usher and pdiddy. When I get sign!? SO I DO RAP DISS to impress all musical producer This is igebadia from http://youtube.com/igebadia response...
Yes I am stalking Peter Chao.. not really.. just talkative. a dreamer..
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Here comes the madness once again
It has been so long since I actually talked to someone that I feel as if I will lose the ability. It is always that way. You go without and then when you meet someone the words fall so quickly... I struggle with reality. This idea that I have to get a job in 2 months. I feel beaten down inside from 6 years with a boss who made suicide look like a good option.. I feel the pressure of my debts which threaten to overwhelm me.. all I want in life is to be debt free.. it is something that you really don't understand until later in life.. until you realize that your heart longs for the south american oceans.. to wake up to the sun.. to wake up anywheres than north america which is devoid of beauty for me... I can't tell anyone what I truly think about.. you never can because to talk about what I think would send people into a panic.. funny how in life we can never truly be honest because of how other people react.. truth is I dohn't really give a fuck anymore.. because even if they were to write.. they were to call I would not answer.. It is my bubble.. fuck the world and all its crap.. this blog is for me.. it is where I give my madness so if you can't handle it fuck off.. it is just the randomness of the mind and people who freak out when they hear the truth make it so many people feel alone cause in life all you really want mostly is people to shut up and listen.. and since life did not provide me this.. this blog is my bouncing board but don't think you know me cause you read these words.. you know nothing...
The thing about people who suffer from depression is death is always an option.. it is not irrational either.. it is a totally rational thought... I am worth $500 000 dead.. and it would pay off all my debt and my mom's.. I love my mom.. I want her to be able to retire in dignity... how can it not be an option.. the problem is suicide don't pay so well.. I wonder if that is the reason I am not getting the H1N1.. would I fight to stay alive if I got it? Probably not because my mom's happiness is worth more than my life... and you might say she wouldn't be happy... maybe.. but she would understand.. this world for me will never hold the joy it once did... I am a man.. growing up I loved more than anything else was playing sports.. man vs man in a battle of strength, will, determination.. we can lie to ourselves as we get older but life is never as good as it was when we were the star of the basketball team.... I have never fit anywheres in this world and maybe their is happiness out their but my debt.. the fact I am going to be forced to work at some job I hate.. to be around people who have settled in life.. the fact that nobody will hire the crazy man from youtube even though he likely knows more about social sites online than most people out their cause it is where the depressed of this world...the rejected the freaks in the circus of the internet live... They call me igebadia.. and please check out my youtube channel.. http://youtube.com/gebalove click sub and get updates of the tales from a fractured mind... funny...truthful.. I have no edit button..Labels: blades , dark , darkness , death , depression , igebadia , love , morbid , pain , self mutilation , suicide
How life has changed me in my views towards gay people...
Michael from whatthebuck http://bit.ly/kBDpm did this video...
Using my gay for Good
I made this video to show at a charity event I was at this week. I talked about how I used my status on the internet to help LGBT equality. I am happy that I am the first gay person many of you have known.
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Lets clean up the pacific garbage dump..
Peter Chao from pyrobooby http://bit.ly/7kfp4u did a video about....
Who the hell is justin Bieber!?!I want to know who this justin bieber so I decide to do the research and he beating me on youtube and get sign by usher and pdiddy. When I get sign!? SO I DO RAP DISS to impress all musical producer This is igebadia from http://youtube.com/igebadia response...Fuck Justin Brieber lets clean up the dam ocean..
I have been reading about this big old garbage patch the size of Texas in the ocean which is the biggest lanfill in the world.. most of it is plastic and it is poisoning the oceans but nobody seems to care even though it is the ocean that makes life possible... WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch
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Tales of the Penis: We need Obama girl's breasts... ((tag:boobs obama girl justin bieber breaks foot wembley stadium tweeniboppers tweets twitter taylor swift usher pdiddy one less lonely girl time igebadia)
Peter Chao from pyrobooby http://bit.ly/7kfp4u
WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER!?!?
I want to know who this justin bieber so I decide to do the research and he beating me on youtube and get sign by usher and pdiddy. When I get sign!? SO I DO RAP DISS to impress all musical producer
The tales of the penis: Big boobs
Video notes
- google a 15teen year old boy
- intervention
- big breasts
- newmoon
- kareoke
- stick to free streaming porn
How to make a pitch on the Dragon's Den...
1. If your idea is good you will not need pretty girls, a huge supporting cast or mascots. Don't do it. Pick two people. One should be a CEO or owner. Have this person know the numbers. Have cue cards if need be. The second person should be the talker. Someone who can articulate what exactly you want and what exactly you offer.
2. Be confident, be energetic.. be passionate. They are not just buying your idea, they are buying you. They have to believe that you will handle their money with care.3. Be ready for a million and one questions and answer with confidence. 4. Be ready for them redirecting your businesses in another direction. Do you remember the DJ guys. Setting up an agency or bringing in an agency where they would get royalties off the people they train would of been trivial but the guys simply were not flexible. 5. VALUATION..Valutation... understand how they value things. It is better to go low than to go high. research thefunded.com and other similar deals in sister industries so when they say your valuation is too low you are able to cite 5 other companies that got a similiar business. 6. Know how to use the internet, social sites to make sure getting on the show turns into a loyal following for your company. Remember they won't take you seriously if you don't. It is a show but at the end ot the day these are men and woman who love their money.... respect that, respect them and you shall do well... and remember even the best get tings wrong... they call me igebadia.. if you have any questions.. http://gebadia.com or you can follow my youtube channel at http://youtube.com/gebacardsLabels: brett wilson , dragon's den , fund , funding , inventions , investers , investors , money , oreilly
wavecontrol.ca what you need to know..
I spent a number of years working in a similar industry but more from the software side to powerplants and water treatment plants. One thing I noticed was the web wasn't really seen as an asset that would attract clients which I found strange. However it is still an industry where the experts are older so perhaps. Do you find this the case with your products? Would youtube videos of what your product does or your services are which in general do well in keyword searches help? Where the web is going is that businesses use social sites to almost tell the story of a business. The people behind it. Cause if this is your website you likely have real good people skills. You likely have a group of sales people that focus on great client service. This is actually how you use the web to get your clients to network to themselves. Likely linked in is where you should start. With a simple group or fan page in linked in. Truth is you would do that in a lot of different social ways which is really easy to do. Parents have to talk to kids on social sites. A group of your clients or a fanpage is a place where you can use your users to answer help questions. The most undersold aspect of a company is help. People want good help in the language and format they want. From webcam, skype which is how remote asian markets work best. For your top clients sending them a webcam with a free skype link to you or your associates instantly and get someone might be a real added bonus. We can't fly in all the time but we can always look you in the eye. You get a person not just a website. This could be enhanced services. Webinars, meetmenow if you have anything they need to do online.
See the way to think about it is in a social world your people, your different departments are your best asset. What makes your product good? Your people, people are more loyal to people in business. Using social tools you can develop trust over time. Using social sites you can reach people in a casual way. How do they do that? Reality TV are huge in TV. Youtube, Ustream offer you partner programs. Facebook in twitter will follow suit. Develop a social plan.. you can do short, quick videos and have that power an entire social cobweb.. you can do fun things.. We keep your water clean and what you didn't think parents could twitter.. Dam I am 70, still going cause nobody says I am old.. going to work till I am 90.. cause I love what I do.. sells loyality by your staff to your company..... They call me igebadia... I have 3 websites.. maybe 4.. 11 blogs, 11 twitter pages, 1 facebook app... I am a little crazy.. I have suffered 3 major maybe 5.. after all their was the episode in China... certifiable...but it also means I spent a ton of time online. All the people you want to hire who have business degrees got taught from professors who know less about facebook, twitter, youtube and other social sites.. than most 14 teen years old.. They call it social for a reason because it can bring you back to the days when you knew the guy who packed your groceries.. and in the US that would probably a black dude.. Have you ever been to seatle. I was in the naval reserves. I am this insecure sailor trying to get a calling card to call my girlfriend. I stop this girl and ask for directions. I am like dam she has armpit hair. Kind of liked it. She sent me into this park where it was like every homeless person in seatle. They are all black. I am in a store getting a card and this guy asks me for a dollar I give him 5 cause dam.. you would need to drink being black in the US.... See that is social... Go social my friend.. you ever have any questions about what can social do for you... ask the igebadia at gebadia.com I promise you if they say email campaign they are dumbasses... those degree fellows... me I spent 16 hours a day trying to get some sort of human connection. Its more about people, less about products...and I have been to Asia where it is still booze and hookers. I have been to the middle east where it is booze and hookers. Europe and latin America. In every place it is about people. Building trust...and see what you do is put a % of the profit to building a decent website. Using india, for $10 000 you could build a far more engaging site. Sync all your feeds into a homepage that grabs your rss blog feeds, twitter, updates... You won't listen though.. they never do... cause our market does not go online.. we want some chump with a degreeStop the madness youtube.. give users more control..
Mr. ChiCity from MrChiCity3 http://bit.ly/1q8vEL did this video:
YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed)Well after 7 weeks of research, I finally completed the video. I was actually surprised at how public alot of this information was. And why no one really spoke on it.This video is not to hate or cast a disparaging light on the people who follow all the youtube suggestions/rules in order to increase there ad-revenue.This was my video response.. I love to yell at websites...They should give tubers more control...
I yell at websites.. I have anger issues.. I take it out on companies that do things that annoy me.. check out my youtube channel.. http://youtube.com/urlpirates
ijustine is the example to follow
Justine from ijustine http://bit.ly/7uM15n video....
1 CHICK LOTS OF TIPS!!!!!!!this is my response:
He is loud, he is brash and he makes money talking about his penis...you have never met a man like him.. he is igebadia, a brand.. checkout all his videos at http://youtube.com/gebacards
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tales of a fractured mind: skydiving can lead to a dick in the ass at high velocity..
Brian from systemjap http://bit.ly/4mNrpR did this video...
Brian's Skydiving Experience
Hey guys long time no see! This Thanksgiving break I was visiting my dad in Houston, Texas. This is my video of my skydiving experience.
Hope you enjoy it and more videos are on the way =]
Thanks for the wait!This is my response...tales of a fractured mind....
The last thing girls need for christmas is diamonds...
Justine from ijustine http://bit.ly/7uM15n
Please tell me I'm not the only one that has seen these cheesy commercials!!!! LOL!!!
STOP this madness
they call me igebada, pls checkout my youtube channel if you want to hear the truth..can you handle the truth..the cats they mak me this way..... http://youtube.com/togocats
boys get insecure too...
Nathilie from Communitychannel http://bit.ly/6IHnOC did this video... on people's status on msn, facebook or other live chat
brb, bbl, you can all kiss my arse. It's bad enough everyone shows up offline :( YEAH I KNOW. Joking. Not really.
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/natalietran
Hope you guys are enjoying your weeks, I'll be back in two days. Hope you're all well.
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This is the igebadia's random response.. no script..just igebadia raw....
status updates can drive boys insane when their crushes come online... checkout my blog to get all my updates.. they call me http://youtube.com/igebadia
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Time to call a guy out... got to bring the nose
Sean your killing me... you do this because you are passionate about the web... you always say I am game, game... but you never delivered... why do you think last time I said to hell with it and got the site done in 2 weeks... the app I want is so stupid simple that you should be able to write it in a matter of days... you got to stiop waiting around diddling your thumbs waiting for a million dollar idea.. you just take what you got and say your going to do it better than everyone else.. you start at one single feature.. in one single feature how can I make things easier... stupid simple apps.... you got to take this by the balls and get things moving...cause if you don't someone else will say hey I can do this... and you will be out brother.. I don't have time to wait around for you to be busy... I am sorry if I am harsh... but I want to be rich today.. not tomorrow.. not in a month... grrr....
I want green smoke
There it is.. the feeling of loneliness that washes over me, making me simply want to send my brain into drowsyville so I can escape. I am back to sleeping the days away and staying up all night. To get out of this pattern I have to stay up a full 24 hours and hope I will be able to fall asleep then.. I have to get off my sleeping pills, get off the green smoke, get off the booze and get in shape.. it is just what for.. the things that are wrong in my life are things that are not easily fixed.. I need to be able to afford to move out on my own.. but how is such a thing possible when every month I pay $2500 just on bills, I have no degree, only work experience and even then my training at my last job was so bad that to call it training would be an insult. Innovation was discouraged and new ideas were often met with ridicule not because of the idea but who presented the idea. In many ways the verbal abuse I took on my last job really damaged any confidence I have.. I started drinking doing green smoke to simply survive what I would call battered employee syndrome where often work was so bad I would come home and think of killing myself.. working their sent me into the worst major depressive episode of my life..
Still depression should be a really good point on the resume right.. suffered from depression, never went out and spent all my time online.. can your business degree employees say that?Do Americans know how to Google?
Sometimes when you try to buy things online, try to get information online you want to scream out "I am not fucken American, not everybody in the world is American you arrogant fuckers." Now I have nothing against Americans, I just hate how often these big businesses think everyone is like Americans. You see this in data collection forms where they use the word state and zipcode when if your from Canada you have a province and postal code. The funny thing is when you point it out to someone they usually don't think it is a big deal... typical... well maybe to you it isn't but when your from another country it is a slap in the face. What you couldn't Google to see what they call things in other countries.. have it change when the user selects the country? No.. ok.. well then how about not assuming everyone else practises thanksgiving on the same day American does... cause in Canada the pilgrims game a few weeks earlier and then headed to the US.. don't know if that is true..
See twice in the past 2 years I have gotten happy thanksgiving emails from companies.. one costed Rackspace having me host on their servers. I mean honestly if they can't get my thanksgiving right how the hell are they going to figure out something like hosting a website? Then just recently some SEO expert who likes to spam me did the same thing. Even worse when I pointed this out to him he asked me what was the date? I haven't responded because I would have to say .. go to google, type in Canadian Thanksgiving... I don't feel like being an ass to his face cause if he don't know how to google then he has enough problems. I got a question for all you americans.. at what poin does it stop becoming funny to see someone answer Mexico when Jay Leno says what are our neighbors to the north and just become embarrassing.. Education in the so good you can't even google and don't know what north is... They call me igebadia.. check out my youtube channel.. http://youtube.com/urlpiratesToday's bug shown in the picture is the "share" button I believe by addthis... has anyone ever heard of a close button cause it is so annoying when it opens in front of content and your like close already..Labels: americans , google , pilgrim , pilgrims , postal code , rackspace , thanksgiving
Trying to work with someone who is a flake..
One of the most difficult things I have dealt with over the past few years is trying to find anyone to work with on my projects. Over and over again when I was told by people sure I would love to work with you, but then when it came to doing the work they were no where to be found. One of these guys who I shall call Sean has always been yes, yes, yes to my face but when it actually came to doing the work he was.. well who the fuck knows.. busy I guess. I knew I should not trust him again to actually be a self starter.. to actually be motivated...this is the 4th time I have tried to inspire him to actually apply himself and get something done.. but as he would say, he is motivated by money, motivated by the fact he charged some lady 5 g's for a webstore that she could of got built for a $100 on shopify and had a better job than he did.
Owell another effort waisted I suppose.. will I ever find someone to work with.. someone to partenr with...? I sure hope so..




